I am real but not 100% of the time on this forum. We all have somewhat of an online persona. There are plenty of real people at this site. Like Wil said, choptalk, come meet some of these guys sometime and your question will be answered.
Chop...you mentioned you might make it down here in Costa Rica for our Bash..I saw today that American Airlines has a deal from Miami for 440 and three nites at a very nice hotel here called the Carriari...look into it...