April Fools (and it's only January) (Formerly: I'm going to blow my brains out in two minutes)

Think about it this way, once your dead, your going to be that way for a long time. Why rush it?



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At least you put effort into it.

Better luck next time, and remember, "if at first....."

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[MiltonPoet]

Move this post?

Move this post??????????????????????????????

All the other anal bullshit that goes on in here and you're going to move THIS post???????

 

[MiltonPoet]

Don't mind me. I'm just trying to get to 1,000 posts in a week so I can get a free Rx t shirt.

 

[MiltonPoet]

See, I caught one of my t shirts on a wire fence and ripped a hole in it. The budget doesn't allow me to buy another shirt for about two months. So here I am /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

 

[MiltonPoet]

My neighbor said she could sew up the hole in the t shirt.

You can hardly tell that it had a hole in it.

I wonder if she can sew up my life?

Probably not.

But I have a wearable t shirt again, so I don't need the one Rx would have given me for 1,000 posts.

Lucky you.

 

[MiltonPoet]

Of course I could always use a spare.

 

[JamesK]

Welcome to the outcast room. You should wait until you're higher up in the world like Dell Dude or Sick Gambler before trying to write novels.

 

[gambl0r]

How can we miss you if you won't go away?