Anyone find the donks more abundant at UltimateBet then at Stars?

[billhill999]

UB is donk heaven.
Players there see 3 episodes of WSOP and think they are pros.

 

[ZJP6050]

is it just me or are BAD BEATS more abundant on UB lol...i swear, these donks you speak of will have low pair after the turn to my high pair and they'll call a big raise and catch 2 pair on the river. always happens.

 

[Dante]

UB is donk heaven.
Players there see 3 episodes of WSOP and think they are pros.

very much so I agree look at this other example I just sat down this morning for a session and a donk already

he has QQ which is a very decent hand preflop raises to 1.75 I call with AJ flop A10J he makes one bet I insta call turn is A now you would think he would slow down but NO way

did he not think if I called his raise I may have had an A ??? :think2:

Stage #1541054223: Holdem No Limit $0.50 - 2009-07-19 10:14:00 (ET)
Table: MCCOLL ROAD (Real Money) Seat #5 is the dealer
Seat 5 - BLACKSTONE27 ($88.69 in chips)
Seat 6 - 1Q999 ($17.25 in chips)
Seat 1 - SKETCHYMUS ($45.10 in chips)
Seat 2 - DANTEVOS ($39.73 in chips)
Seat 3 - AHIGHALOW247 ($118.13 in chips)
Seat 4 - PWNOSAURUS ($53.45 in chips)
1Q999 - Posts small blind $0.25
SKETCHYMUS - Posts big blind $0.50
DANTEVOS - Posts $0.50
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to DANTEVOS [Jd Ac]
DANTEVOS - Checks
AHIGHALOW247 - Folds
PWNOSAURUS - Folds
BLACKSTONE27 - Folds
1Q999 - Raises $1.75 to $2
SKETCHYMUS - Folds
DANTEVOS - Calls $1.50
*** FLOP *** [Jh 10s As]
1Q999 - Bets $2.25
DANTEVOS - Calls $2.25
*** TURN *** [Jh 10s As] [Ad]
1Q999 - Checks
DANTEVOS - Checks
*** RIVER *** [Jh 10s As Ad] [2d]
1Q999 - Bets $4.50
DANTEVOS - Raises $22.50 to $22.50
1Q999 - All-In $8.50
DANTEVOS - returned ($9.50) : not called
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DANTEVOS - Shows [Jd Ac] (Full house, aces full of jacks)
1Q999 - Mucks
DANTEVOS Collects $32.75 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($35) | Rake ($1.75) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)
Board [Jh 10s As Ad 2d]
Seat 1: SKETCHYMUS (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 2: DANTEVOS won Total ($32.75) HI$32.75) with Full house, aces full of jacks [Jd Ac - B:As,B:Ad,P:Ac,B:Jh,P:Jd]
Seat 3: AHIGHALOW247 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: PWNOSAURUS Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: BLACKSTONE27 (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: 1Q999 (small blind) HI: [Mucked] [Qh Qd]

 

[Dante]

Pre-Flop Tendency: LOOSE - The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes loose players in GREEN for easy identification.

Player Type : You are a Calling Station (Loose-Passive/Passive). The most unprofitable player type! Have a seat at my table, please... The Poker-Edge software shows you the Calling Stations by placing an icon next to their name at the table. Enjoy taking their chips.

thats not you akillies your much stronger a player then that I have seen it

 

[ECS]

Pre-Flop Tendency: TIGHT - The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes tight players in RED for easy identification.

Player Type : Congratulations, you are a Shark (Tight-Aggressive/Aggressive). Your Tight-Aggressive PreFlop play and Aggressive PostFlop play will earn you great profits at the Poker Table. The Poker-Edge software clearly shows you the Sharks by placing an icon next to their name at the table so you can aviod confrontations.

Strengths: You are selective with your starting hands, giving you an edge over looser players. It's hard to tell when you are bluffing because you are always aggressive. You are on the winning side of a majority of your showdowns.

Weaknesses: As a shark, you have few weaknesses. You may get bored from winning all the time.

Best Advice: Get an elbow brace so you don't develop arthritis from dragging in all those pots.

 

[Dante]

pre-flop tendency: Tight - the poker-edge software automatically color codes tight players in red for easy identification.

Player type : Congratulations, you are a shark (tight-aggressive/aggressive). Your tight-aggressive preflop play and aggressive postflop play will earn you great profits at the poker table. The poker-edge software clearly shows you the sharks by placing an icon next to their name at the table so you can aviod confrontations.

Strengths: You are selective with your starting hands, giving you an edge over looser players. It's hard to tell when you are bluffing because you are always aggressive. You are on the winning side of a majority of your showdowns.

Weaknesses: As a shark, you have few weaknesses. You may get bored from winning all the time.

Best advice: Get an elbow brace so you don't develop arthritis from dragging in all those pots.

mr rock<><> and they say people that play only the nuts never win much.... congrats man ;o)

 

[ECS]

Now I just wish I didn't have to have set over set to win some freaking money!

 

[bellyputter]

I love all these donk threads. I play with expert players all the time who make that ONE bad decision over the course of time. The nature of no-limit tends to do that. Having an unlimited bankroll is the key to winning.

 

[ECS]

Belly, I dont wanna play with guys that make one bad decision, I want a table of them that make them all the time

only place I have seen this is live....

 

[Dante]

Belly, I dont wanna play with guys that make one bad decision, I want a table of them that make them all the time

only place I have seen this is live....

:toast: sharp post sir

 

[Akillies]

thats not you akillies your much stronger a player then that I have seen it

that is what it gives me at ub, i am not in yer league. you raped that guy with the qq

 

[Dante]

that is what it gives me at ub, i am not in yer league. you raped that guy with the qq

yes you are man I played with you your pretty damn good

it does not have me rated for UB where did you find your UB rating?

 

[Akillies]

just put in my screen name and that is what came up, it said for ub [i dont play there]
do you use that poker edge software?
is it worth it?

 

[ProPokerPlayer]

Check to make sure but i think its illegal to use this software while playing at Stars and FT



Pre-Flop Tendency: TO FOLD
Player Type : You are a GreenFish (Passive/Passive). Your overall passive play makes you an extremely weak player. The Poker-Edge software shows you the Green Fish by placing an icon next to your name at the table!

Strengths: You are not quite as bad as a Calling Station. No wait after further review your worse..

Weaknesses: You are passive PreFlop and PostFlop. You don't protect your hands or play position. You don't bet your winning hands for value.
Best Advice: QUIT---Do you really need software to tell you that though?

 

[ECS]

lol, ppp, I sent you a PM, did you get it?

 

[Dante]

just put in my screen name and that is what came up, it said for ub [i dont play there]
do you use that poker edge software?
is it worth it?

nope i do not use pokeredge

 

[Dante]

Check to make sure but i think its illegal to use this software while playing at Stars and FT



Pre-Flop Tendency: TO FOLD
Player Type : You are a GreenFish (Passive/Passive). Your overall passive play makes you an extremely weak player. The Poker-Edge software shows you the Green Fish by placing an icon next to your name at the table!

Strengths: You are not quite as bad as a Calling Station. No wait after further review your worse..

Weaknesses: You are passive PreFlop and PostFlop. You don't protect your hands or play position. You don't bet your winning hands for value.
Best Advice: QUIT---Do you really need software to tell you that though?

you going to quit now PPP @)

 

[ProPokerPlayer]

I did ECS. If u had it before u can write support (its only 1 guy i think) and he will send u a new number. Ive bought 4 or 5 copies ov the years prolly.. I dont use it anymore since the other one came out. Let me see if i can find my number and ill just let ya have it...gimme a day or so...

I quit between every game as it is now...lol

 

[ECS]

alright, thanks. I know I had a copy because their was a guy that was giving them away in the poker forum couple years ago, but it doesn't recognize any of my email addys

 

[Dante]

another example 2 DONKS instantly found at UB unreal

I just sit down get KK a raise and 2 other callers to me i re-raise the pot to 10.25 figuring ill pick it up now

2 all in's! after me I knew one guy had no AA as he did not raise but when I saw the idiot call all in for about 55$ with AQ off to my re-raise I was shocked neither one had a pocket pair!

Stage #1545189178: Holdem No Limit $0.50 - 2009-07-21 16:30:01 (ET)
Table: DUNLAP AVE (Real Money) Seat #5 is the dealer
Seat 5 - CBK1013 ($103.05 in chips)
Seat 6 - DANTEVOS ($65.93 in chips)
Seat 1 - IWOULDCALL ($16.70 in chips)
Seat 2 - CSPADEA ($52.15 in chips)
Seat 3 - SCAROLINAGC1 ($44.50 in chips)
Seat 4 - RJS22 ($94.95 in chips)
DANTEVOS - Posts small blind $0.25
IWOULDCALL - Posts big blind $0.50
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to DANTEVOS [Kd Ks]
CSPADEA - Raises $2 to $2
SCAROLINAGC1 - Folds
RJS22 - Calls $2
CBK1013 - Calls $2
DANTEVOS - Raises $10.25 to $10.50
IWOULDCALL - All-In(Raise) $16.20 to $16.70
CSPADEA - All-In(Raise) $50.15 to $52.15
RJS22 - Folds
CBK1013 - Folds
DANTEVOS - Calls $41.65
*** FLOP *** [6s 4h 9h]
*** TURN *** [6s 4h 9h] [10c]
*** RIVER *** [6s 4h 9h 10c] [8h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
IWOULDCALL - Shows [Qd Kc] (king high)
CSPADEA - Shows [Qs Ah] (ace high)
DANTEVOS - Shows [Kd Ks] (One pair, kings)
DANTEVOS Collects $69.20 from side pot-1
DANTEVOS Collects $52.30 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($125:$54.10,$70.90) | Rake ($3:$1.30,$1.70) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50:$0.50,$0)
Board [6s 4h 9h 10c 8h]
Seat 1: IWOULDCALL (big blind) HI:lost with king high [Qd Kc - P:Kc,P:Qd,B:10c,B:9h,B:8h]
Seat 2: CSPADEA HI:lost with ace high [Qs Ah - P:Ah,P:Qs,B:10c,B:9h,B:8h]
Seat 3: SCAROLINAGC1 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: RJS22 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: CBK1013 (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: DANTEVOS (small blind) won Total ($121.50) HI$121.50) with One pair, kings [Kd Ks - P:Ks,P:Kd,B:10c,B:9h,B:8h]