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[Boxslayer]

This is some funny shit!!! Here is a question for you all. What or who do you think of when you are rubbing one off?

sorry that just completely doesnt work for me....my brain has gotten lazy.

TV, porn, the internet. I cant simply "think" about something. I need material. Maxim, Playboy, Penthouse and Goats simply dont cut it anymore.

If I were to think of something, maybe Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite, giving it slow to Martha Stewart with a donkey watching. Yeah....that sounds good.