Anyone Ever...

[SkinsRaj28]

...masturbated in a public place?

Just wondering. Figured I might pull a George Michaels just for the hell of it...I moan/groan so much in the crapper anyway, I'm sure people think I'm jerking off anyway...either that or I'm constipated as fuck. That, plus I'm all sweating and shit when I get outta there.

Any suggestions for good places would be appreciated. Thanks in advance.

 

[maxdemo]

Just go to a 24-Hour XXX cinema...you know the old school theater not the booths and whack all you want....LOL

 

[Dante]

you could do like that guy at the library did ...just make sure a news camera isnt filming you

 

[Highdaddy]

why is this thread here?

 

[SkinsRaj28]

why is this thread here?

Uh, because it's an important question?

Better question is why are YOU here? If you aren't going to contribute to the discussion, stay out.

Dante, good idea.

Max, that just doesn't seem "public" enough.

Thanks for the suggestions. Keep 'em coming.

 

[joeyfitzclick]

Back of the bus is a joeyfitz favourite.

:thumbsup2:

 

[Boxslayer]

why is this thread here?

Are you a mod?

 

[NICEGUY47911]

i was driving from chicago to indy one night and pulled over to the parking lot of a hampton inn on i-65 about 8 pm...not too bad, then bought a big red and some funyuns and kept driving

 

[Boxslayer]

im not sure whats worse....you pulling over to wax your carrot in the holiday inn parking lot on a road trip, or mixing big red with funyons

 

[joeyfitzclick]

:lolBIG:

 

[maxdemo]

im not sure whats worse....you pulling over to wax your carrot in the holiday inn parking lot on a road trip, or mixing big red with funyons

:lolBIG:

Thats some funny shit there...good one.

Maybe the wacking off can be substituted for a Glory Hole at a truck stop. I have heard that those ladys at trucks stops give some mean head since they have no teeth...

 

[oldirtyku]

Why did this get moved to the RR?

 

[juice]

this is more of a health and fitness thread i think

 

[DimeBag]

I have pulled the "joey fitz" in the back of the bus, and have also stroked while driving(manual transmission). I wouldnt recommend either but I have no regrets.

Better question what is the silliest thing that has ever inspired you to pull it?

 

[Boxslayer]

this is more of a health and fitness thread i think

LMAO

 

[NICEGUY47911]

thats funny!!!!!!!!! big red and funyuns aint so bad...and it was a hampton inn i think not holiday inn..lol lol


i was actually getting worked up in the parking lot of a wendy's where i was supposed to meet a young lady i met on the internet..that never showed up so i got all worked up and had to , who blames me

 

[res]

thats funny!!!!!!!!! big red and funyuns aint so bad...and it was a hampton inn i think not holiday inn..lol lol


i was actually getting worked up in the parking lot of a wendy's where i was supposed to meet a young lady i met on the internet..that never showed up so i got all worked up and had to , who blames me

Dude, you need to be making hourly deposits at the man seed bank so you can rebuild your bankroll...unless your book accepts those balled up kleenex as payment. J/K.

 

[ClipJoint]

im not sure whats worse....you pulling over to wax your carrot in the holiday inn parking lot on a road trip, or mixing big red with funyons

LMFAO!!! :missingte

 

[HarryCaray]

Better question what is the silliest thing that has ever inspired you to pull it?

Never pulled it as a result of this, but your question does remind me...
When I was in grade school my mom used to drive me to school as the school was near her work. She had seat heaters and they always used to give me wood for some reason. I walked into 6th grade everyday with a chub. I guess I could have switched my heater off, but where's the fun in that?

 

[mrpotter1]

This is some funny shit!!! Here is a question for you all. What or who do you think of when you are rubbing one off?