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Went on a few dates with a girl on match.com that squirted one night, craziest thing ive ever seen...
 

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You gotta stay away from those nursing home chicks.

haha

obviously bigbet is a CNA working at some local nursing home, loads of available women with all types of passions

and most can't remember him
 

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Guys who say it's pee are the guys who never had the skill set to make a woman squirt. It's odourless, colourless, and tasteless.

Sure, it may have microscopic amounts of urine, but she didn't just "pee" on you.
 

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bigbet's girlfriend

lost for words. Congrats bigbet. Lol
 

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Guys who say it's pee are the guys who never had the skill set to make a woman squirt. It's odourless, colourless, and tasteless.

Sure, it may have microscopic amounts of urine, but she didn't just "pee" on you.

Yea, it definitely isn't urine. Lol
 

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hahaha i met an older chick in the city a couple years ago around this time bc it was dead of winter at a nice bar, chatted for about 30 minutes i bought her 2 beers and she asked if i wanted to go to her place, i thought she lived in the city it turned out she lived outside the city, she drove us to her place, she was into weed and im not really into it bc i get all weird so i like to stick to beer but i said ok....next thing i know im stoned out of my mind and feeling really weird she is like wanna go to sleep im like yeah, we started hooking up, she gets on top and is really into it next thing i know im getting absolutely dumped on. hahahaha talk about a weird feeling, i knew exactly what happened. i slept in a puddle that night. woke up in the morning banged her for like 2 minutes got off and was like, you gotta drive me home now hahaha. that was the 1st and only time ive had it happen to me. she def knew what she wanted that night, seriously waited longer in line outside to get then time spent in the bar before she wanted to go.
 

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Doing ok not great I got a touch of this flu crap right now.I see you doing ok bud and are you living in Vegas right now ?

Spent 4 months in Vegas, back in Cincinnati now
 

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I hooked up with one all the time and I even urinated on her.

Sadly, she passed away this past week.

We were friends/ fwb. Makes me sad
 

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the "squirting" or "gushing" (shown frequently in pornography) is a different phenomenon; the expulsion of clear and abundant fluid, which has been shown to be a diluted fluid from the urinary bladder.[SUP][2][/SUP]
 

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Although small amounts of prostatic secretions are present in the emitted fluid, the study suggests that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity.[SUP][55][/SUP]
 

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Been with a couple squirters. I didn't believe it was a real thing until I came across it in person. Holy shit. It is most definitely not piss.

Was with an older chick last year that could squirt like a liter at a time on demand. She does it like 20 times in a row and I remember thinking "god this bitch has got to be dehydrated at this point, hope she has some pedialyte or gatorade or something".
 

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Been with a couple squirters. I didn't believe it was a real thing until I came across it in person. Holy shit. It is most definitely not piss.

Was with an older chick last year that could squirt like a liter at a time on demand. She does it like 20 times in a row and I remember thinking "god this bitch has got to be dehydrated at this point, hope she has some pedialyte or gatorade or something".

Yea, I've heard if it, bit never experienced it. It is tasteless. Lol

She said she can do it sometimes, but never had it happen during sex. I thought it was her sweat splashing in me, or she was spitting. LOL. I must have hit the sweet spot. Haha
 

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