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I'm totally in the drivers seat....i raced past my wife on the highway to get home.

i don't mind letting her think she is the boss as long as i still get to do what I want. if push came to shove, she knows that she wouldn't be able to do much without me

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Does it feel like you married your Mom?

Seriously, I remember way back when my wife tried that ( about 18 years ago when we were engaged), I told her that I was not going to marry my Mother so she had a decision to make.

True story
 

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Does it feel like you married your Mom?

Seriously, I remember way back when my wife tried that ( about 18 years ago when we were engaged), I told her that I was not going to marry my Mother so she had a decision to make.

True story


my wife is nothing like my mom....but i get where you are coming from.

difference is i didn't fear the mom....i respect my parents more than anyone.

i respect the wife but if she gets going I want to pull my hair out.....when my parents would lecture me, i'd try to learn from it
 

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I understand what your saying but when I was growing up, my Mother would tell me what to do. I moved out, got my own place and started making my own life and life choices. I think I was doing a pretty good job and I am certainly smart enough to continue to make my own decisions. To get married to someone who was going to tell me what to do was (and isn't) an option. I understand give and take but I would never fear going home to my house.

I also refuse to walk on egg shells in my own house (or life).
 

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You are a brave dude mikeb.

when we play poker there is one guy who is hilarious....he got married about 6 months ago and always sneaks out. sometimes he puts her to bed then sneaks out. sometimes he tells her he is going to the store....hahaha...."honey, I gotta go wal-mart pick up some milk" ...then comes home 6 hours later
 
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I understand what your saying but when I was growing up, my Mother would tell me what to do. I moved out, got my own place and started making my own life and life choices. I think I was doing a pretty good job and I am certainly smart enough to continue to make my own decisions. To get married to someone who was going to tell me what to do was (and isn't) an option. I understand give and take but I would never fear going home to my house.

I also refuse to walk on egg shells in my own house (or life).

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you're a trooper Mike
 

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lots of examples i will have to add as they come to mind.

- when i have a really obvious shirt tan it is because i spent so much time doing yardwork during the day, not cause i went golf when she was at work.

- a few years ago i was at a wedding, i lost the fucking parking structure ticket so i snuck back out, paid the fucking $80 lost ticket fee and went back in to grab a new ticket. Wasn't worth the lecture of her finding out i lost the ticket

- when i play poker with the buddies, "i win almost every time". I pretty much have a chart. And with these returns she would be a fool to tell me to stop
if i win $500+, then i won 1/2 of that. If i lose $200 or less, then i won a little.....if i lose over $200 then i lost a little...i somehow never lose big


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This thread is the biggest reason I cannot see myself getting married.. It's a pathetic way to have to live, yet everyone I know who's married has it this way. Worst part is these woman can do whatever the f they want, yet we are forced to lie about what time or if we ate. F that.

Not everyone' marriage is like that DD. Don't want to shit on shdw but wtf. No way to live...
 

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haha...i was just joking guys...i totally boss my wife around like a boss....

;+)-
 

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Used to be till I figured out she can't throw a frying pan or maybe I was to fast but that was years ago I probably slowed down guess I should be worried now :ohno:
 

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This is pretty funny.

The telling point comes when you "ask" or "tell" her you are going out with the boys drinking.

Then when she calls and asks you to come home it's too late you either respond with "I'm so sorry hunny, I'm leaving right now" or like this...

 

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haha...i was just joking guys...i totally boss my wife around like a boss....

;+)-

You shouldn't boss your wife around, and I'm beginning to think that you should start referring to "your wife" as "your husband"

Let me give you an example-

"I'd love to watch some of the playoff game with you, but "my husband" said I have to wash her hair and paint her toes today"

Or

"Hey, all my old friends are getting together for a round of golf?...I'd love to but "my husband" said I have to go clothes shopping with her, I get to hold her purse......you know, her purse?.....the thing that holds my testicles?..."
 

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Reminds me of a joke. Probably going to butcher it, forgive me.

There were two lines for men in front of God (to get into heaven). One was for men who ran the households and the other was for the men where the wife ran the household.

All of the guys lined up in the line where the wife ran things but one guy was standing in the line in which he ran the house. God asked "how come you are the only one in this line?" The guy said " because my wife told me to!"
 

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This is pretty funny.

The telling point comes when you "ask" or "tell" her you are going out with the boys drinking.

Then when she calls and asks you to come home it's too late you either respond with "I'm so sorry hunny, I'm leaving right now" or like this...

LMAO! So awesome and true.
 
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This thread is the biggest reason I cannot see myself getting married.. It's a pathetic way to have to live, yet everyone I know who's married has it this way. Worst part is these woman can do whatever the f they want, yet we are forced to lie about what time or if we ate. F that.

"yet everyone I know who's married has it this way."

I find this extremely hard to believe, as I don't know anyone, and I'm having a real hard time thinking of anyone I've ever met that has a marriage like this.
 

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mr mark, its okay if this is you....you would be my hero


I would be closer to this guy....

http://elitedaily.com/news/world/guy-fakes-death-get-wedding/716106/

Talk About Cold Feet: Groom Decides To Fake His Own Death To Get Out Of His Wedding


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WorldSean Levinson • <time class="updated" datetime="2014-08-18T16:59:58+00:00" pubdate=""> Aug 18, 2014 - 4:59pm</time>
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Britain’s Alex Lanchester was left permanently scarred after her fiancé faked his own death to get out of marrying her.
The 23-year-old met American Tucker Blandford, also 23, in August of 2012 while she was studying abroad at the University of Connecticut.
They were engaged a year later and were set to be married on the campus where they met last week.
But Alex received a phone call a few months before the wedding day telling her that Tucker had killed himself.
According to the Metro, Tucker posed as his own father on the phone to break the fallacious tragedy to his fiancée.
He said,
Alex, this is Tucker’s dad. There’s no easy way to say this… I am sorry to say that Tucker is dead.
He added that he’d been “suffering from depression” and committed suicide by walking in front of a speeding car.
She took some time to let it sink in and then called Tucker’s parents, who knew nothing of their son’s suicide or that he had been engaged.
She told the Metro,
All I ever did was love him. After this I’m not sure I can trust a man ever again.
Alex is currently on vacation by herself in America and has realized that she would have made a mistake in marrying Tucker.
She said,
In hindsight, all the warning signs were there and I should have known he wasn’t going to marry me. But I was young, in love and naïve.
Tucker told reporters that he was scared about being married and couldn’t think of a less painful method of calling off the wedding.
He said he knew what he had to do and went with his gut instinct.
H/T: Metro, Photo Courtesy: SWNS
 

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