Another Parlay That Made Me "PUKE an EASTER EGG"

ClipJoint · Apr 8, 2007

TTinCO said:
:lol: I think we have to RR this, don't we?

Oh no! Please not yet!!! :lol:

goodcall · Apr 8, 2007

I have to post this somewhere...this seems like a worthy thread

TheShotDoctor · Apr 8, 2007

Here's Another One.....

:thumbsup: <TABLE class=tborder id=post4016596 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=6 width="100%" align=center border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=thead style="BORDER-RIGHT: #fdde82 1px solid; BORDER-TOP: #fdde82 1px solid; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; BORDER-LEFT: #fdde82 0px solid; BORDER-BOTTOM: #fdde82 1px solid" align=right> #1 </TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD class=alt2 style="BORDER-RIGHT: #fdde82 1px solid; BORDER-TOP: #fdde82 0px solid; BORDER-LEFT: #fdde82 1px solid; BORDER-BOTTOM: #fdde82 0px solid" width=175>MR. NEWLYWED<SCRIPT type=text/javascript> vbmenu_register("postmenu_4016596", true); </SCRIPT>
The Ultimate Professional

Join Date: Jan 2005
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CALGARY About To Kill A "NICE PARLAY!"
<HR style="COLOR: #fdde82" SIZE=1><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="98%" border=0><TBODY><TR bgColor=#99cccc><TD width="22%">[FONT=Verdana, Arial]Apr 7 1:07am[/FONT]</TD><TD align=left width="32%">[FONT=Verdana, Arial]6 Team Parlay - Pending[/FONT]</TD><TD width="30%">[FONT=Verdana, Arial]50.27 to win 450.10[/FONT]</TD><TD align=right width="15%"></TD></TR><TR bgColor=#99cccc><TD width="100%" colSpan=4>[FONT=Verdana, Arial]1. Hockey - Detroit Red Wings - moneyline (-400)
for the entire game held on Apr 7 at 12:05pm [winner] [/FONT]</TD></TR><TR bgColor=#99cccc><TD width="100%" colSpan=4>[FONT=Verdana, Arial]2. Hockey - Chicago Blackhawks/Detroit Red Wings - total Over 5 (-120)
for the entire game held on Apr 7 at 12:05pm [winner] [/FONT]</TD></TR><TR bgColor=#99cccc><TD width="100%" colSpan=4>[FONT=Verdana, Arial]3. Hockey - Buffalo Sabres - moneyline (-240)
for the entire game held on Apr 7 at 12:05pm [winner] [/FONT]</TD></TR><TR bgColor=#99cccc><TD width="100%" colSpan=4>[FONT=Verdana, Arial]4. Hockey - Ottawa Senators - moneyline (-240)
for the entire game held on Apr 7 at 6:05pm [winner] [/FONT]</TD></TR><TR bgColor=#99cccc><TD width="100%" colSpan=4>[FONT=Verdana, Arial]5. Hockey - Minnesota Wild - team total Over 3 (-155)
for the entire game held on Apr 7 at 7:05pm [winner] [/FONT]</TD></TR><TR bgColor=#99cccc><TD width="100%" colSpan=4>[FONT=Verdana, Arial]6. Hockey - Calgary Flames - moneyline (-380)
for the entire game held on Apr 7 at 9:05pm [pending] [/FONT]

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FLAMES Jump Out To a 2-0 Lead, now Down 3-2 w/ 2 MINUTES To PLAY!

WHY-WHY-WHY..Does The Last Team In A Parlay ALWAYS LOSE!?!??!?!?

MR. NW:smoking:
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This was from last night..........TWO LOSING PARLAYS, but Neither "made-up" How Can You Make Them Up Anyway???

MR. NW:WTF:

a153 · Apr 8, 2007

Another classic for the RR. :missingte

CrocodileHunter · Apr 8, 2007

Ahhh, Newlywed caught in a lie again. Some things never change.

hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

Intruder · Apr 8, 2007

:lolBIG: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lolBIG:

Lotto capper.

Tiger

:modemman:

Intruder · Apr 8, 2007

another classic.

http://forum.therx.com/showthread.php?t=422210

Read the whole post.

gynecologist · Apr 8, 2007

MR. NEWLYWED said:
:thumbsup: <TABLE class=tborder id=post4016596 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=6 width="100%" align=center border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=thead style="BORDER-RIGHT: #fdde82 1px solid; BORDER-TOP: #fdde82 1px solid; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; BORDER-LEFT: #fdde82 0px solid; BORDER-BOTTOM: #fdde82 1px solid" align=right>#1 </TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD class=alt2 style="BORDER-RIGHT: #fdde82 1px solid; BORDER-TOP: #fdde82 0px solid; BORDER-LEFT: #fdde82 1px solid; BORDER-BOTTOM: #fdde82 0px solid" width=175>MR. NEWLYWED<SCRIPT type=text/javascript> vbmenu_register("postmenu_4016596", true); </SCRIPT>
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Join Date: Jan 2005
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CALGARY About To Kill A "NICE PARLAY!"
<HR style="COLOR: #fdde82" SIZE=1><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="98%" border=0><TBODY><TR bgColor=#99cccc><TD width="22%">[FONT=Verdana, Arial]Apr 7 1:07am[/FONT]</TD><TD align=left width="32%">[FONT=Verdana, Arial]6 Team Parlay - Pending[/FONT]</TD><TD width="30%">[FONT=Verdana, Arial]50.27 to win 450.10[/FONT]</TD><TD align=right width="15%"></TD></TR><TR bgColor=#99cccc><TD width="100%" colSpan=4>[FONT=Verdana, Arial]1. Hockey - Detroit Red Wings - moneyline (-400) [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]for the entire game held on Apr 7 at 12:05pm [winner] [/FONT]

</TD></TR><TR bgColor=#99cccc><TD width="100%" colSpan=4>[FONT=Verdana, Arial]2. Hockey - Chicago Blackhawks/Detroit Red Wings - total Over 5 (-120) [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]for the entire game held on Apr 7 at 12:05pm [winner] [/FONT]

</TD></TR><TR bgColor=#99cccc><TD width="100%" colSpan=4>[FONT=Verdana, Arial]3. Hockey - Buffalo Sabres - moneyline (-240) [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]for the entire game held on Apr 7 at 12:05pm [winner] [/FONT]

</TD></TR><TR bgColor=#99cccc><TD width="100%" colSpan=4>[FONT=Verdana, Arial]4. Hockey - Ottawa Senators - moneyline (-240) [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]for the entire game held on Apr 7 at 6:05pm [winner] [/FONT]

</TD></TR><TR bgColor=#99cccc><TD width="100%" colSpan=4>[FONT=Verdana, Arial]5. Hockey - Minnesota Wild - team total Over 3 (-155) [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]for the entire game held on Apr 7 at 7:05pm [winner] [/FONT]

</TD></TR><TR bgColor=#99cccc><TD width="100%" colSpan=4>[FONT=Verdana, Arial]6. Hockey - Calgary Flames - moneyline (-380) [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]for the entire game held on Apr 7 at 9:05pm [pending] [/FONT]

</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

FLAMES Jump Out To a 2-0 Lead, now Down 3-2 w/ 2 MINUTES To PLAY!

WHY-WHY-WHY..Does The Last Team In A Parlay ALWAYS LOSE!?!??!?!?

MR. NW:smoking:


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This was from last night..........TWO LOSING PARLAYS, but Neither "made-up" How Can You Make Them Up Anyway???

MR. NW:WTF:

Could it be anymore obvious?

<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="98%" border=0><TBODY><TR bgColor=#99cccc><TD width="22%">[FONT=Verdana, Arial]Apr 8 10:51am[/FONT]</TD><TD align=left width="32%">[FONT=Verdana, Arial]7 Team Parlay - Loss[/FONT]</TD><TD width="30%">[FONT=Verdana, Arial]50.00 to win 2960.95[/FONT]</TD><TD align=right width="15%">[FONT=Verdana, Arial]-5.00 [/FONT]</TD></TR><TR bgColor=#99cccc><TD width="100%" colSpan=4>[FONT=Verdana, Arial]1. Baseball - Florida Marlins - moneyline (-118) [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]for the entire game held on Apr 8 at 12:05pm [winner] [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]Z Segovia -L must start and S Olsen -L must start for action [/FONT]

</TD></TR><TR bgColor=#99cccc><TD width="100%" colSpan=4>[FONT=Verdana, Arial]2. Baseball - Philadelphia Phillies/Florida Marlins - total Over 9 (-115) [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]for the entire game held on Apr 8 at 12:05pm [winner] [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]Z Segovia -L must start and S Olsen -L must start for action [/FONT]

</TD></TR><TR bgColor=#99cccc><TD width="100%" colSpan=4>[FONT=Verdana, Arial]3. Baseball - Cincinnati Reds - moneyline (-115) [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]for the entire game held on Apr 8 at 12:15pm [loss] [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]Z Duke -L must start and E Milton -L must start for action [/FONT]

</TD></TR><TR bgColor=#99cccc><TD width="100%" colSpan=4>[FONT=Verdana, Arial]4. Baseball - Baltimore Orioles - moneyline (+125) [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]for the entire game held on Apr 8 at 12:05pm [winner] [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]E Bedard -L must start and D Rasner -R must start for action [/FONT]

</TD></TR><TR bgColor=#99cccc><TD width="100%" colSpan=4>[FONT=Verdana, Arial]5. Baseball - Toronto Blue Jays - moneyline (-145) [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]for the entire game held on Apr 8 at 12:40pm [winner] [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]R Halladay -R must start and S Kazmir -L must start for action [/FONT]

</TD></TR><TR bgColor=#99cccc><TD width="100%" colSpan=4>[FONT=Verdana, Arial]6. Baseball - Minnesota Twins - moneyline (-180) [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]for the entire game held on Apr 8 at 1:05pm [winner] [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]JO Santana -L must start and J Danks -L must start for action [/FONT]

</TD></TR><TR bgColor=#99cccc><TD width="100%" colSpan=4>[FONT=Verdana, Arial]7. Baseball - Detroit Tigers - moneyline (-172) [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]for the entire game held on Apr 8 at 1:10pm [winner] [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]J Bonderman -R must start and B Duckworth -R must start for action [/FONT]

</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

kidslick · Apr 8, 2007

gynecologist said:
This is a fake ticket.. It says you lost $5 dollars on the result part..

hey gyno how big do you think his Penis is

In cyber world I will say its 9 inches:drink::drink:

ClipJoint · Apr 8, 2007

kidslick said:
hey gyno how big do you think his Penis is

In cyber world I will say its 9 inches:drink::drink:

My guess would be his cyber cock is 30 inches...he seems to multiply most things by 10.

2PLAYSMAX · Apr 8, 2007

:shocked: :coke: :hidding:

CrocodileHunter · Apr 8, 2007

Clip Joint said:
My guess would be his cyber cock is 30 inches...he seems to multiply most things by 10.

That's probably more like it.

"Who hasn't won the lottery at least once?" :missingte

UncleSteve · Apr 8, 2007

This is remind me of those lost souls who are stuck in the cyber world of "World of Warcraft."

Fantasy is so much more enjoyable than their everyday, boring, bullshit life.

Sad, really. What has America become? Liars, wanna-be's? people who surf the internet and realize just what they are NEVER going to have, what they are NEVER going to be. It' in their face everyday. Every fucking day.

So, we need to 'make up' something to give us some validity. Make us, somehow, important, if even on this little gambling thread.

Whoa. Terrifically sad and pathetic.

What is happening to people?

US

ClipJoint · Apr 8, 2007

Uncle Steve said:
So, we need to 'make up' something to give us some validity. Make us, somehow, important, if even on this little gambling thread.

Whoa. Terrifically sad and pathetic.

The only reason this one is so funny is because this poster has been caught doing this type of thing on multiple occassions and each time it is something different. It is hilarious.

Two of his classics that I liked best were:

1- Winning the lottery
2- Changing a play that he called a "late play" to meaning it was a "4th quarter" play.

There is a thread in the Rubber Room dedicated to his threads where he has been caught. This will just add to the collection. :missingte

Paterno · Apr 8, 2007

This made my Easter.

a153 · Apr 8, 2007

Intruder said:
another classic.

http://forum.therx.com/showthread.php?t=422210

Read the whole post.

Wow that is hilarious. J2 with some of the funniest shit I ever read.

koolzie · Apr 8, 2007

good job numb nutz

take away ur clemson avatar
u dont deserve it!!!!!!!

YOUR A DISGRACE TO THE HUMAN RACE:nohead::think2::think2::think2::nohead::nohead::nohead:

Dubpoet · Apr 8, 2007

At least he can get the games right. I bet a parlay with Tex and under 8.5 today and wanted to really bet Boston and under. I had bet Boston straight already. I cant decide who I'm rooting for. If under then I want Tex too.

Bennyshoe · Apr 8, 2007

great thread guys...yeah sounds like another scam. Maybe he's addicted to sympathy and posts shit like this.

5starbomb · Apr 8, 2007

hahaha wow.. this is too funny!!

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