So you’ve never pulled your pud, bobbed your baloney , choked your chicken , buttered your corn, doodle your noodle, flog your log , jerk the Johnson, rub one out, wax your Jackson ?
Haha, what the hell? Such old people sayings. But of course I have. Just not in the shower. Disgusting and repulsive to urinate or jack off in the shower. I don't know. I guess we all have our hang ups.
Missed my point of saying show me a man that doesn’t pee in the shower and I’ll show you a man who doesn’t masturbate.