Are you gonna go back to hit and run posting when akp comes back or will you continue your record setting pace of pyscho posts that nobody responds to but me?
do you even know that those on the right think you're a fucking wackjob? Your only supporter is Walter and he is the most mentally unstable person here.
Freakin' awesome. "not going to lie" LOL!
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Guess who has an active profile on an Anchorage Single Guys Web site?
You guessed it:
akphidelt
Age: 31
Body Type: Average
Faith: Other
Ethnicity: Native American
Job: Banking / Financia..
New to Anchorage, looking for - Hi there, a little bit about me. I grew up in Arizona but I am originally from Barrow, AK. I just graduated with a bachelors degree in Business Management from the University of Puget Sound. Not going to lie I am a frat guy, I love partying, I love my friends to death, and I love sports.
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Body type: "Average" LMFAO
Oh, and notice how he claims now to be a "software developer"
The fact of the matter is all this dumb shit does is lie. Endlessly.
Oh. My. God.
This doesn't only deserve its own thread, it probably deserves its own forum.
I am literally doing this right now:
My wife came over to ask why I'm laughing so hard this early in the morning. Nothing, dear...just a little loser getting exposed.
Ace, you bastard. I have several meetings this morning, and right now I don't know how I'm going to get through any of them. Hell, I may even pull over to the side of the road and start laughing on the drive into work in a few mins
Hey Paul...I'm brimming with questions, but I have several to kick this off:
- What the fuck is a "pudget sound"? Is that from the friction created by your pudgy thighs as you walk down the street?
- How did that whole "I'm a frat guy, I love partying and I love sports" line work out with the babes? I'm sure you had the beat them away with sticks.
Jesus Christ. I may just take the day off...seriously. There is no recovering after reading this.
Oh. My. God.
This doesn't only deserve its own thread, it probably deserves its own forum.
I am literally doing this right now:
My wife came over to ask why I'm laughing so hard this early in the morning. Nothing, dear...just a little loser getting exposed.
Ace, you bastard. I have several meetings this morning, and right now I don't know how I'm going to get through any of them. Hell, I may even pull over to the side of the road and start laughing on the drive into work in a few mins
Hey Paul...I'm brimming with questions, but I have several to kick this off:
- What the fuck is a "pudget sound"? Is that from the friction created by your pudgy thighs as you walk down the street?
- How did that whole "I'm a frat guy, I love partying and I love sports" line work out with the babes? I'm sure you had the beat them away with sticks.
Jesus Christ. I may just take the day off...seriously. There is no recovering after reading this.
Reading your post I'm laughing so damn hard as I experienced the exact same thing.
Here is what his degree program says it delivers:
Students who graduate from the School of Business and Leadership should be able to:
- Communicate effectively, both orally and in writing, within the discourse of business and leadership;
- Formulate and investigate questions relevant to the marketplace and managed organizations;
- Solve problems using appropriate analytical, quantitative, and qualitative techniques;
- Understand the conceptual models that inform accounting, finance, law and ethics, management, and marketing (the functional areas);
- Understand the ethical and social perspectives of a global marketplace; and,
- Demonstrate an awareness of the impact of globalization on business.
Noticeably absent is "Make split second decisions"
Yeah, he should ask for a refund.
OMFG! I can't believe what I just saw!
He looks as big of a loser as you would expect.
Notice how the 3/4 White Boy lists himself as "Native American"
I guess if Rachel Dolezal can call herself black, the fat ugly Alaskan can call himself an Indian.
Sounds fun! Maybe I'll declare myself to be be Chinese tomorrow, then Hispanic the day after.
I can't wait to see the reactions from Dave, Willie and zit (among others) to this thread. I never thought zit's men's health thread could be topped. This ace post today shatters it.
No shit.
Why can't this monumental loser just go out and meet women normally? Ya know, see a woman he fancies and...APPROACH HER:
"Hey baby, not gonna lie but you'd faint right now if you saw my W-2!" :missingte
Oh right, I forgot. The vast majority of this useless Obama "selfie generation" do not have the balls, brains, desire and interpersonal skills for that.
No game, no results.
I swear, if (and when) the lights go out, we can safely assume these AAAktards are pretty much zombie food.
Loser!@#0
