After taking a dump, is this a religious thing or wtf???

[Buster]

Thought I read an article somewhere where about 40% of people stand up to wipe their ass. My mind was shattered when I learned this.

You did...

http://deadspin.com/5424415/sitters-vs-standers--the-great-wipe-hope

Today, we bring you a very special anthropological study that painstakingly details the bathroom finishing habits of the modern American male. Warning: things here are about to get a bit hairy.

Now, I have lived on this planet for 33 years and I have concluded any extended bathroom venture the same way: sitting down, toilet paper bunched in my right hand, reaching back and around my body and gently wiping upwards, balls to butt. That's how I've done it forever. That's how I'm comfortable. But a couple weeks ago, a handful of our readers mailed in declaring that they stood to wipe, which I found to be completely alien.
Now, reader Dave would like to point out that College Humor did a quick poll of this phenomenon ages ago. Of 4,214 voters, 56% sat, while 44% stood. I found this breakdown to be shockingly even. I never knew. Such is the insular and private nature of our world in the john that we can find ourselves stunned at such different methodology.

 

[ScottL]

I wipe with wet wipes.

As Howard Stern says, "Until there is no brown." LOL

 

[Haystacks]

You did...

http://deadspin.com/5424415/sitters-vs-standers--the-great-wipe-hope

Today, we bring you a very special anthropological study that painstakingly details the bathroom finishing habits of the modern American male. Warning: things here are about to get a bit hairy.

Now, I have lived on this planet for 33 years and I have concluded any extended bathroom venture the same way: sitting down, toilet paper bunched in my right hand, reaching back and around my body and gently wiping upwards, balls to butt. That's how I've done it forever. That's how I'm comfortable. But a couple weeks ago, a handful of our readers mailed in declaring that they stood to wipe, which I found to be completely alien.
Now, reader Dave would like to point out that College Humor did a quick poll of this phenomenon ages ago. Of 4,214 voters, 56% sat, while 44% stood. I found this breakdown to be shockingly even. I never knew. Such is the insular and private nature of our world in the john that we can find ourselves stunned at such different methodology.

that deadspin piece is hilarious :missingte

 

[GoBlue34]

I don't know. It's a disgusting habit. Maybe this guy is overweight or not flexible or just wants a better angle to wipe? I don't know.

No overweight and the way he almost hits the floor he's very flexible. I would say better angle except for the fact he doesn't move for 30 seconds like he is praying. The worst part is his face is really close to the toilet so he has to see/smell his own shit.

Good stuff!

 

[Hamilbet]

Who the hell shits at work?

 

[oldnbold]

r

 

[GoBlue34]

I realize this isn't exactly on topic but with all the stupid posts in the offshore forum (BetAll come on if you moved this, how many "are you going to the mall" type BS do we have to read) this one gets moved?

Dumb