About 15 hours into this Colon blow, and think im going to pass out

[Dante]

By the time the average American man is 50, he has 5lbs. of undigested red meat in his bowels!

SHIT!!! Fishhead is almost there !!! nowonder he has gained a few pounds since last time I saw himucking:

 

[Dante]

Psyllium is the answer. I have chrones and have been eating psyllium enriched cereal (Kellogs Bran Buds) for about 5 years since I was diagnosed. Psyllium allows me to have MASSIVE craps every 24 hours, almost like my ass is wired up to an alarm clock.

Psyllium is an amazing, all natural source of dietary fibre and my life has been changed by it. Having massive satisfying craps every day is a very under-rated part of life. I have attached a decent artical about psyllium related to Colon Cleansing - check it out.....

http://www.healingdaily.com/colon-kidney-detoxification/herbal-colon-cleansing.htm

this is a hilarious thread:missingte

massive craps each day keeps you healthy wealthy and wise

 

[Dante]

A great cleansing I recommend is the sea salt flush.........Two teaspoons of UNIODIZED sea salt added to a quart of water.......drink as quickly as you can......and wait to see what happens!

www.curezone.com is a valuable website on cleansing and flushing!

Billsey!!!! I see you in a different light now !:lolBIG: :missingte

 

[Dante]

A loaf that I would classify as big to huge, but wiped completely clean. I got up, and inspected it, finding that my loaf was not only huge, but dense, with many colors, and shapes throughout.

:lolBIG: :lolBIG: :lolBIG: :lolBIG: :lolBIG: :lolBIG: :hahahahah :hahahahah :hahahahah :hahahahah


did you bleed from your azz a little due to this huge Loaf having to be pushed thru that tiny hole?

 

[syddiggers]

Psyllium is the answer. I have chrones and have been eating psyllium enriched cereal (Kellogs Bran Buds) for about 5 years since I was diagnosed. Psyllium allows me to have MASSIVE craps every 24 hours, almost like my ass is wired up to an alarm clock.

Psyllium is an amazing, all natural source of dietary fibre and my life has been changed by it. Having massive satisfying craps every day is a very under-rated part of life. I have attached a decent artical about psyllium related to Colon Cleansing - check it out.....

http://www.healingdaily.com/colon-kidney-detoxification/herbal-colon-cleansing.htm

I hope you live alone, or at the very least have seperate bathrooms!

 

[syddiggers]

Thanks ColonBlow

 

[billhill999]

Bill,

So I take it you're "ES" from their testimonials page?

No, I just thought I'd share that testimonial with the others because it was the funniest thing I read all week.

I am thinking about trying the shit (pun intended) myself now.

 

[MarkieMark+]

I hope you live alone, or at the very least have seperate bathrooms!

We have 4 bathrooms in our house and mine is in the basement.

A solid concrete under floor gives me the privacy and the confidence to really let 'er rip.
Psyllium is my saviour and I highly recomend it to anyone who has trouble "letting go"

 

[RobFunk]

I know it. How can anyone not read this thread without thinking of the SNL skit. With the super colon blow cereal.

 

[ohmigods]

psyllium (metamucil) works great for diverticulitis also.

since i hit 40
all i need to do is eat ice cream or beef
and within hrs i will be shittn my GI tract out.
friggin sux :cryingcry as i crave both

 

[DeathEatsaCracker]

By the time the average American man is 50, he has 5lbs. of undigested red meat in his bowels!

My best friend is a doctor and he said this is complete BS. The people who say this are the con artists trying to sell you something to clean you out.

I learned this after trying Colon Blow about 5 years ago and finding it to be nothing special.

Now when I want to clean myself out, I'll eat a half gallon of ice cream with sorbital in it.

Another excellent and natural laxative is Senna Tea, which can be found in health food stores.

 

[HarryDoyle]

My turn

I'm giving this stuff (colon blow)a try.
I've done a colon cleaning in the past and castor oil packs, so my results may not be as good as some of those listed on the website.

I took first dose last night at 9pm and 2nd one this morning at 10 am. I'm due again for last dose about 3pm.

So far nothing to show for it. Just some nervous farts.

I ate one egg and 1 toast this morning. And I do not feel faint at all.

We'll see if anything develops this afternoon.

 

[Sportsrmylife]

Just take some epsom salts and brown bomber.

Signed Cool Hand Luke

LOL...you must be a Jim Rome fan. Good stuff.

 

[DennyCrane+]

You know that Dr. on Celebrity Fit Club? Well anyway he was on the radio and he said that if you eat nothing but plain nuts and fruits for 2 days that will clean your body right out. What is that thing when you go to a Dr. and they stick a tube in your ass and blow out all the shit? Sounds gross but heard you feel amazing after it.

 

[VaultedTreehouse]

I'm getting a colonoscopy tomorrow. I will report back....The stuff I have to take tonight apparently is the worst part. Not looking forward to it.

 

[HarryDoyle]

I never posted my results.....because there were none. What a waste (no pun intended)
I didn't shit anything out of the norm.

I actually shit less than I normally do.

I bought the 3 pack and plan to give it another try. Will post if I do.

Now I am off to try Isagenix.

 

[JohnnyMac]

By the time the average American man is 50, he has 5lbs. of undigested red meat in his bowels!

Well, this must be true, since Judge Reinhold said it in "Beverly Hills Cop!"

 

[MIKEY.1TIME]

Thanks ColonBlow

sounds like a saturday night live skit

 

[hm2.0]

sounds like a saturday night live skit

:missingte

this thread is still too much. colon blowoutuke1:well, kinda like this emoticon.