A Peace Offering

[BeauDawg]

Im about 5 seconds away from recruiting your bum-chute for a good old fashion hillbilly pig squeeling contest. You FF boys are a sensitive bunch, the only reason you guys have even survived this long in the RR is because I have been off work, our mayor is a cum receptical, and Rupert Pumpkin couldnt enforce his way of a wet paper bag. Im ashamed of everyone here, especially fucking Herer and Uno who dont even have a good set of nuts between em.

You gonna hunt me down on your ROTFLcopter? That's about as badass as they come.

 

[NES]

Actually the ROFLCOPTER is making fun of some stupid Indian guy that is probably going to have to start driving a cab after the recent turn of events, but thats a whole different subject you titbag, watch your back nigga.

 

[Jack Herer]

NES, go fuck yourself. Fucking dumbass hillbilly giving orders. Show me your high school diploma first.

 

[NES]

I will if you show me your license to carry an incredibly beanerish accent.

 

[Jack Herer]

They think we're recruiting? Like we don't have enough fucking looney-toons over there?

Look, fellas. It was more of a "hey, you didn't completely fucking suck like most places we attack" thing. Act all hard if you want, or like having 10,000 posts on one site is somehow better than having 10k on another, but it was just an invite to stop by if you want. If not, fuck it. Stay and call each other queens. You're still welcome to come be degenerates (just no more political bullshit) with the rest of us, though why the fuck we'd "recruit" is beyond me.

I think maybe you take this message board shit too seriously. Recruit? Are you building a fucking dynasty?

If you guys were not recruiting then please explain to me what your idiot friend wrote.

Stupid ass motherfucker. Can't you read? It's clearly an invitation to stop by your site.

Much like you, we need to infuse some much needed freshness within our group. You basically saw who we were Friday afternoon: not much different from yourselves. Just a bunch of dudes looking for some easy, cheap laughs to get through the tedium of our work week routine. Pretty innocent, really. And hell, if the tables would've been turned, y'all would've done the same exact shit to us. Right?

Anyway, stop by. fftoday.com: click on the Geek Club. Check the place out. I will warn you though, our site doesn't have near the ammenities this place does. We have to rely on witty banter to get through each day. If y'all are as 'creative' and 'original' as you say you are, then you might actually enjoy the place. Personally, I think half of you cower at the request because you're subconciously aware you ain't that bright. Whatever. If nothing else, stop by the next time you're in the mood for a forum takeover. That shit is fun! And at least we know we have that in common.

 

[Jack Herer]

I will if you show me your license to carry an incredibly beanerish accent.

Any day motherfucker, any day.

 

[Nadtwist]

If you guys were not recruiting then please explain to me what your idiot friend wrote.

Stupid ass motherfucker. Can't you read? It's clearly an invitation to stop by your site.

We've been doing Jihads for years...Usually with much better results then this one, but we have never gone in with the intent of recruiting.

What my "idiot friend" wrote was indeed an invitation, but in to way, shape or form was this a part of a recruiting drive.

Get it, meathead? :toast:

 

[Uno]

...especially fucking Herer and Uno who dont even have a good set of nuts between em.

thanks captain obvious... anything else that is common knowledge you want to recite?

seriously these queens should be banned for the recruiting but they are not worth the effort...

"it was just a simple invite to come check us out" - that is called recruiting dumb ass retard queen mother fucker.

what kind of dense fantasy playing pussy ass ****** do you have to be to not call that recruiting?

i am just ashamed that any of my RR brethren have fallen for this shit and gone over there.

 

[TheNordicWeapon]

thanks captain obvious... anything else that is common knowledge you want to recite?

seriously these queens should be banned for the recruiting but they are not worth the effort...

"it was just a simple invite to come check us out" - that is called recruiting dumb ass retard queen mother fucker.

what kind of dense fantasy playing pussy ass ****** do you have to be to not call that recruiting?

i am just ashamed that any of my RR brethren have fallen for this shit and gone over there.

Why don't you tell us how you really feel :bigfinger

 

[Uno]

We've been doing Jihads for years...Usually with much better results then this one, but we have never gone in with the intent of recruiting.

What my "idiot friend" wrote was indeed an invitation, but in to way, shape or form was this a part of a recruiting drive.

Get it, meathead? :toast:

how stupid can a group of people possibly be? you guys are doing an injustice to phantasy phags worldwide, and that is difficult to do.

first off you call it a jihad which is uber queer, secondly if was not an effort to bring some half way decent posters to your shitty site you would have given an invitation for people to come over.

but you did invite, and why not when we are so clearly superior.. i mean consider the fact that you guys play wager with each other on your fantasy sports while we have nut(s) and do what you would do if your parents would increase your allowance.

anyway you should not be ashamed that you recruited, we understand why... you should be ashamed that at no point were you slightly funny while we provided comedy gold to acne sufferers and fatties worldwide.

carry on...

 

[Uno]

Why don't you tell us how you really feel :bigfinger

shockingly another lame retort.

you ever notice that it is always the queens who have got no originality that have to resort to smileys?

 

[Nadtwist]

shockingly another lame retort.

you ever notice that it is always the queens who have got no originality that have to resort to smileys?

I guess that "queens" is all the rage here, but it sounds kinda weak.

Then again, it prolly has a history in the RR, I'm assuming.

 

[NES]

I guess that "queens" is all the rage here, but it sounds kinda weak.



Then again, it prolly has a history in the RR, I'm assuming.

You're right, "queen" cant even come close to competing with "ghey" and "Aids puddle".

 

[Nadtwist]

how stupid can a group of people possibly be? you guys are doing an injustice to phantasy phags worldwide, and that is difficult to do.

first off you call it a jihad which is uber queer, secondly if was not an effort to bring some half way decent posters to your shitty site you would have given an invitation for people to come over.

but you did invite, and why not when we are so clearly superior.. i mean consider the fact that you guys play wager with each other on your fantasy sports while we have nut(s) and do what you would do if your parents would increase your allowance.

anyway you should not be ashamed that you recruited, we understand why... you should be ashamed that at no point were you slightly funny while we provided comedy gold to acne sufferers and fatties worldwide.

carry on...

Yea..You da man.

uno > everyone else

 

[Uno]

nah... i am probably around 10th on the depth chart around here, i just call them like i see 'em.

but good retort, you guys are lamer than the weight watchers.

 

[Nadtwist]

You're right, "queen" cant even come close to competing with "ghey" and "Aids puddles".

You gotta admit that "drowning in a puddle of Aids" is pretty original, if not downright funny....Right?

 

[NES]

What Uno lacks in quantity of testicles he makes up in pure hate. THanks for keeping it real buddy. Fuck Fantasy Foosball.

 

[Jack Herer]

Yea..You da man.

uno > everyone else

It depends. When it comes to balls...

uno < everyone else

 

[Nadtwist]

nah... i am probably around 10th on the depth chart around here, i just call them like i see 'em.

but good retort, you guys are lamer than the weight watchers.

Fair enough

 

[Nadtwist]

It depends. When it comes to balls...

uno < everyone else

uni-lug, huh?