A Costa Rican's journey to the US

[JakeT.]

Haha I was flying back from Fort Lauderdale. Showed up a day early because I pulled an all-nighter and didn't know when my flight was. Called the airport who said they had nothing for me in their records so I had no idea what day I was supposed to be there.

Anyway, I get there and they look me up and try to give me tickets to Kingston Jamaica. I honestly thought about taking them but alas I needed to get home to Idaho. After like 20 minutes of searching they tell me I showed up a day late and it's $100 to reschedule. I spent the last of my cash on the taxi over so didn't have enough to get back to my hotel in Miami so I just overdrafted my bank account.

They gave me 15 minutes to get on the rescheduled flight so I stand in line for about 10 and can see where I'm supposed to be boarding and I get stopped for a random search. Takes 15 minutes since they set me in a line of random search people like 6 deep. Miss my flight.

Go back out, get another reschedule (this time it's not another $100 at least) and go through this huge line again. Of course I am randomly searched again by the exact same guy. Miss my flight by a minute.

Then I had to sit in the Fort Lauderdale airport for another 2 hours, go to Alabama or Georgia or wherever and sit there for like 8 hours. Finally get home roughly 20 hours later.

I call the company bitching at them for not being able to tell me what day I was supposed to fly out and because of all the hassle they put me through I wanted the $100 waived.

I finally get a lady to agree with me and am told a check is being mailed.

I get the check like 4 months later, about a week after the company had filed for bankruptcy...

At least the trip was badass.

 

[wolfie_cr]

U know what sad though is i get harassed even more whenever i come BACK to canada... i hate to say it but i think canadian customs is even more retarded than the US??? I get harassed, every time i come back from anywhere south of the border... they seem to think im packing kilos of blow in my suitcase?

btw Al, you are totally correct and that's why I take the abuse in Canada....with some sort of 'understanding' if they mess with their own....obviously they want to mess with me too, Canada must be the only country on the planet that harrases their own citizens when attemping to come back ( to keep paying those ridiculous taxes etc)

 

[wolfie_cr]

No. ITS EH!

Thanks, I didnt know the actual spelling, eh (ey ,etc) sounds just the same to my beaner ears:toast:

 

[Jack Herer]

It must be so much easier to have a "girlfriend" when she only has to look at your ugly ass a few times a year hey.

I'm good looking, ask NES, steak or Hunter.

 

[al_corona]

I'm good looking, ask NES, steak or Hunter.

Yeah im sure all 3 think your a real hottie :drink::drink::drink::drink:

:lol::lol::lol::toast:

 

[Manginho]

... more educated than any of these fucks.

no comments

 

[ChristianTroy]

so, post a pic of your prostitute..........

 

[jay6s]

so, post a pic of your prostitute..........

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lolBIG:

 

[Masxmenos]

Liar. She's hot, not fat.

By the way, I love rice and beans. Fried yuca ok too.

In denial. Wolfie has a very attractive looking gringa wife. Sorry, Wolfie, but it is the truth... just giving you props

You, I get the feeling probably have what Steak stated, a fat ghetto ass honky bitch. It takes money and looks to have a good looking woman, you definitely don't have the former and I doubt you have the latter.

 

[Masxmenos]

VD, just wait 'till you get back to CR. My cousin at Airport Security will be waiting for you latex gloves ready, full body cavity search. I told him to look for a guy with a hawaiian shirt, cargo shorts and crocs... and who smells like Thailand hookers.

I see two things coming out of this, if you know VD.

1. He kindly offers $100 and tells the security guard to let him through.
2. The security guard denies VD's kindness and VD fucks the guy up.

Bottom line is VD will get into Costa Rica with no issues. You seem to be the biggest player hater on the RX. Why are you such a player hater?

 

[NES]

I'm good looking, ask NES, steak or Hunter.

Two lies in one thread, first you said you were "white" and now you say you are "good looking". Who you think your kidding Paco? I have seen your picture and you are about as white as Eric Estrada and about as good looking as El Chapulin Colorado.

 

[Jack Herer]

In denial. Wolfie has a very attractive looking gringa wife. Sorry, Wolfie, but it is the truth... just giving you props

You, I get the feeling probably have what Steak stated, a fat ghetto ass honky bitch. It takes money and looks to have a good looking woman, you definitely don't have the former and I doubt you have the latter.

bdizzle, who the fuck are you again? Coming in here making no sense, drugs really fuct you up dude. I'm amazed your last two brain cells still allow you to type on the computer. Read before you post, I know you have a short attention span so take notes and then post.

Your statement that "it requieres money to have a good looking woman" is 'cause you are fucking ugly and you are used to paying for company. If that was true then you are saying NES' wife is fugly 'cause he's broke too. And you are right, I have no money but I do have a nice car back in CR, I own nice stuff, I have cero debt, I have an education and I'm pretty happy with the life I live and where its going.

Please point out where the fuck I said wolfie has an ugly wife.

 

[Jack Herer]

Two lies in one thread, first you said you were "white" and now you say you are "good looking". Who you think your kidding Paco? I have seen your picture and you are about as white as Eric Estrada and about as good looking as El Chapulin Colorado.

Ok motherfucker, I'll post a picture of my white ass one of these days. I'm just tanned from being at the beach so much.

Need to go. Gator party tonight. GO GATORS!!!!! Kicking some Louisiana ass tomorrow.

 

[al_corona]

.......I have no money but I do have a nice car back in CR

Thats right people. Jack Herer is the proud owner of a 1995 Hyundai.

Jack why are you posting shouldnt you be off fucking your fat gringa girlfriend? :missingte

 

[NES]

Ok motherfucker, I'll post a picture of my white ass one of these days. I'm just tanned from being at the beach so much.

Need to go. Gator party tonight. GO GATORS!!!!! Kicking some Louisiana ass tomorrow.

I could save you the trouble and post some of your pics, I made sure to save all your hi5 pics to my harddrive for some photoshop projects I have in the works.

 

[Masxmenos]

bdizzle, who the fuck are you again?

Can one of my fellow Rxers please put this pussy fuck in his place. He has the nerves to ask "who the fuck I am".

Where is AQ when you need a "Shut the fuck up"?

 

[NES]

Can one of my fellow Rxers please put this pussy fuck in his place. He has the nerves to ask "who the fuck I am".

Wher is AQ when you need a "Shut the fuck up"?

Yeah, please refresh our minds who the F are you?

 

[Masxmenos]

Thats right people. Jack Herer is the proud owner of a 1995 Hyundai.

Jack why are you posting shouldn't you be off fucking your fat gringa girlfriend? :missingte

Jack Herrer is a pussy so here is the line since this pussy ass bitch has been exposed..

- 1000 Jack Herrer gets a new handle and stops posting as "Jack Herrer"
+980 Pussy Jack Herrer continues to post here for the next year

Jack "Ass" Herrer, you are a cheap no money making fat white bitch dating Tico with no life. You fucked up talking shit not only to me, but Viejo Dinosaur who is a very respectable poster at the rx.

 

[Masxmenos]

Yeah, please refresh our minds who the F are you?

"Who is you daddy and where does he work"? (Arnold in True Lies) Hey douche neck... when you going to come visit us at "the other place"?

PS - Give Rupert a chode slap, that clown doesn't post on Bookie Chit Chat no more.

 

[NES]

VD is so last year's click, wake up Bjizzle this is the new school.