7 Lies Women Tell Their Husbands/Boyfriends (What Would Be An 8th?)

[Willie99]

"I have a headache" (should read she's giving me a headache)

"I don't care what we do tonight" (right, because she probably doesn't want to do anything)

"I don't care what restaurant you make a reservation at" (when she cares more than everyone else combined, or at least acts that way)




going to be 30 years in August, I call her my life partner in crime

 

[BostonBettor]

I'll always be faithful.

 

[StevieRay]

I've never swallowed before

 

[Acebb]

I've never swallowed before

I've never done it up the butt...

 

[HacheMan]

LoL at some of the replies..

 

[C.P.]

hahaha...

epic thread

well done

 

[HacheMan]

"Age doesn't matter to me"



Ughhh... For my own sake I hope this one is wrong

 

[BradtheBloke]

im on the pill

 

[BradtheBloke]

I wont call the cops if you let me go

 

[HacheMan]

im on the pill

lol

 

[CarolinaKid]

the thing i have found out over the yrs here, just dont get pussy whip over no females and have your other girls in different states, but to be with 1 gal and have no other you are very stupid imo, the honeymoon with that 1 gal dont last forever

 

[HarryCaray]

the thing i have found out over the yrs here, just dont get pussy whip over no females and have your other girls in different states, but to be with 1 gal and have no other you are very stupid imo, the honeymoon with that 1 gal dont last forever

You must be quite the catch.

 

[loomis41973]

the thing i have found out over the yrs here, just dont get pussy whip over no females and have your other girls in different states, but to be with 1 gal and have no other you are very stupid imo, the honeymoon with that 1 gal dont last forever

Are you counting your cousins into this theory of yours?

 

[aceduecetrey]

I wont call the cops if you let me go

That at shot is the funniest post I have seen in awhile

 

[aceduecetrey]

I meant to say that is some funny shit

 

[CarolinaKid]

Hey Harry, i just know now that im in my 50's females are a dime a dozen.........it just make me sick to go out and watch these guys that are so pussy whip..............in the 20's yes but not over 40 please, if you let a women control you, you will never be nothing than a little man period.are you one of those guys.............and dont pm me with this crap again

 

[donkeybucks]

When you need to be somewhere and they rush to get ready you may hear something like, "It will only take a minute."

Forget it. May as well pull out a copy of War and Peace to kill the time it will take for her to get ready.

 

[donkeybucks]

"He is just a friend"

Can be true if he's gay. Be cautioned though, he may be using her to get to you. Not that their is anything wrong with that if you're in that sort a thing.

 

[CarolinaKid]

number 8 if the guy has money...........you are the best thing in my life or soul mate ect..............lol

 

[dtmad]

I won't come in your mou.....Oh, wait.....no.