MEMO FROM THE........ REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITEE.
We realize we said some things about John McCain and his wife a few years ago. Things like:
...McCain is a homosexual.
...McCain was a traitor in Vietnam.
...McCain fathered a black child with a prostitute.
...McCain is unstable (can't have this finger on the "button."
...Mrs McCain is a drug addict and a thief.
...Etc....
We never lie (that's what liberals do) so while these things were true in the year 2000, they no longer apply today. We are happy to report that both John and his wife have completed a 30 day rehab program. All character flaws have been removed.
We realize we said some things about John McCain and his wife a few years ago. Things like:
...McCain is a homosexual.
...McCain was a traitor in Vietnam.
...McCain fathered a black child with a prostitute.
...McCain is unstable (can't have this finger on the "button."
...Mrs McCain is a drug addict and a thief.
...Etc....
We never lie (that's what liberals do) so while these things were true in the year 2000, they no longer apply today. We are happy to report that both John and his wife have completed a 30 day rehab program. All character flaws have been removed.
