2015 Matt Zylbert MLB Tracking Thread

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Zylberts handicapping isn't anything special.

ZYLBERTS RULES TO HANDICAPPING 101

If 2 well above average pitchers are pitching, take the under
If 2 horrid pitchers are pitching, and I mean horrid, take the over
If there is an over-inflated line of 10 or more, take the under
Play your plays as a mush would

Then send out some 1000+ word write-up to make it sound good

If you get in the hole before the all-star break, find a way to change the line/side on the website to make loses either pushes or wins towards the end of the season

If you go on a BAD streak... never post about it or show your face.

If you get on a HOT streak... Post about how "Epic", "Historic" or "Best in the World (Also can use universe, country, galaxy continent etc.)" daily or hourly.

If you get called out, never ever, and I mean EVER, mention the bad streaks or the mountains of losses obtained, just focus on the HOT STREAK. Act like the horrible plays never existed.

 

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ANOTHER FRAUD PLAY BY THE FRAUD!!!

Tonight Zylbert has 05/28/15 Cleveland (na) at Seattle (na) Under (7, -110) 5Dimes 05/28/15 11:19:19 Pending

Lets look at the time 11:19:19 in the AM

Imagine that... NOT 1 SPORTSBOOK IN THE WORLD HAD IT AT 7 during that time!!!

http://www.covers.com/odds/linehistory.aspx?eventId=383620&sport=MLB

Yet he somehow got that line??? Amazing.... the fraud getting a line that doesn't exist at 5dimes?? Can this be happening??? Of course it can!! ITS ZYLBERT!!!

Here is 5dimes line history for that game... where is the 7 Zylbert got at 11:19 am?? IMAGINE THAT!!! IT NEVER EXISTED!!!!!! WTF!!!! Yet... is anyone here surprised?

Offshore Odds
5Dimes Line Over/Under
05/27/15 8:17:43 PM 118 (Open)
6.5
(Open)
-110

05/28/15 2:57:43 AM 124
6.5

-105

05/28/15 4:17:43 AM 122
6.5

-105

05/28/15 4:27:43 AM 120
6.5

-105

05/28/15 4:47:43 AM 117
6.5

-105

05/28/15 8:57:43 AM 116
6.5

100

05/28/15 9:07:44 AM 115
6.5

100

05/28/15 9:27:43 AM 116
6.5

100

05/28/15 10:47:43 AM 114
6.5

100

05/28/15 11:17:43 AM 111
6.5

100

05/28/15 11:27:43 AM 111
6.5

105

05/28/15 11:47:43 AM 108
6.5

105

 

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And......

......another MUSH play bites the dust.

 

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It looks like Lang and Zylbert the fraud (Lang jr.) were on the same side. No wonder it lost.

 

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It looks like Lang and Zylbert the fraud (Lang jr.) were on the same side. No wonder it lost.

Mush and Mush

 

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I recall "Zylbert the fraud" saying he wrote 27 pages of nonsense to VI so he could get hired. 27 pages of lies no doubt. Saying how great he thinks he is. All that just so he can scam the public.

 

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Clowns pick for today... Probably another MUSH UNDER: Bauer has been pitching phenomenal as of late, and walker has been less than mediocre. Zylberts probable take on this is that Bauer pitches close to a shut out, and Seattle who struggles scoring tons of runs, wins it with a low number. Also Seattle's stadium is also not a friendly park for hitters and runs.

Real Mush play, seriously.

Matt Zylbert MLB Daily Picks

There are currently 1 plays in Matt Zylbert's MLB Daily sports picks package which includes the following games:

Seattle vs. Cleveland (May 29 10:10 PM EST)

 

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Another losing day!!

Bet those who paid are so happy they trusted him!!

 

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I love how his losing play last night is still "pending" yet he finally wins one today, and it's quickly graded a win.

Classic...

 

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I love how his losing play last night is still "pending" yet he finally wins one today, and it's quickly graded a win.

Classic...

Since Matt won one today, he gets to wear his tiara.

 

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Well the 1st 2 months of Baseball are in the books and "Zylbert the fraud" is 45-62(-$2401), this is what you got for your $400. If you bought his picks per month you would have to pay $300/month and you would have got, April (17-33 ;-$2031), May (28-29; -370). Of course your record is worse because you can't get the lines he is getting. He did this 2 years ago and I asked him, how do you sleep at night giving out these crap picks and having people lose money on them? He said "I sleep just fine". Spoken like a true scam handicapper.

 

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0-3 for "Zylbert the fraud". Looks like June is starting just like the 1st 2 months, LOSING. I am sure he will say he has clients still betting and more future clients who can't wait to purchase his picks.

 

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Zylberts ad for his weekly package is hilarious! Crush your book..?? Winning expert?

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"Zylbert the fraud" seems to always say one thing and mean another. He says "crush your book", what he means is you will be paying your book so much money after these losing plays that the weight of the money will crush him. His ad means "I need new clients because the old ones lost all their money on my crap plays and I have no use for them anymore". He is just looking for more people to screw. He is a sick person. If yesterday was one of the seven days then you started 0-3. Nice return.

 

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I see more ripoff reports in Zylbert the fraud's future.

 

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Another losing day!! What an epic run, this run has to be one of the worst in the whole country! No one else can do what he is doing at this point. This run put him at the top of all losing handicappers in the entire world!! How many people are jealous of this historic run!

So many losers he is doing worse than Brandon Lang!!

Where are his 4000 word posts talking about this epic start to the MLB season?

Down almost 28 units (almost 30 taking the widely available line)

1 book bankrupt (5dimes) and another 2 on the verge of going bankrupt.

Too funny!!

 

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Zylbert the fraud calls himself an elite handicapper. I wonder how his clients feel about him now. 0-4 on the week with an under that goes 9-8. I am sure he is telling them don't worry it was just a bad beat.

 

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Zylbert the fraud calls himself an elite handicapper. I wonder how his clients feel about him now. 0-4 on the week with an under that goes 9-8. I am sure he is telling them don't worry it was just a bad beat.

Another UNDER today it looks like... When a West Coast team is playing at home, odds are Zylbert Is on the UNDER. like a 99% chance lmao... no need to pay for plays like these, we already know what it is. FADE FADE and FADE! Strike while he is on this EPIC and HISTORIC Run that's the best fade in the WHOLE ENTIRE COUNTRY!!

Take the OVER 7 (line is 7 everywhere, but I assume he will do like before and post a 7.5 THAT NEVER EXISTED ANYWHERE!!)

 

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Another UNDER today it looks like... When a West Coast team is playing at home, odds are Zylbert Is on the UNDER. like a 99% chance lmao... no need to pay for plays like these, we already know what it is. FADE FADE and FADE! Strike while he is on this EPIC and HISTORIC Run that's the best fade in the WHOLE ENTIRE COUNTRY!!

Sounds like Matt Zylbert is a formula 'capper. It requires less work and frees up your time for other things.

 

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Got a push thus far today, at least he didn't lose again lol... and in normal Zylbert fashion, expect a chase to be posted soon on a late game.

West coast of course, so it will be the under in either the NYM/SDG 6.5 or the TAM/LAA 7.5

Im guessing Zylbert will pull a "7" out of his ass and take the NYM/SDG off an old stale line