At least MAKE a fucking bet before posting.
Both are pretty sweet, got good laughs Bee thanks!! Snakes better luck next time, and I would advise some BR mgmt. If you have 30k in your acct and are wagering 33% of it on one game you clearly have no hope for long term profitability. I'm only trying to help. If you "loved" your MIA 1H wager last night, I could see maybe betting $1500 on it with your BR. Anyway BOL!
With that said I should say I don't know what your BR is, that 30k could be just what you had on that 1 particular site and not your entire BR. Or it could be monopoly money. Just to give you perspective people with 200k BR's rarely throw out 10k wagers on basketball games.