‘Best sex ever’. Emma McCabe plans to marry a tree named Tim

[GoSooners]

It's fukin' pathetic when even a tree is getting more action than I am...

 

[C.P.]

Call me a sick fuck, but I'd like to watch.

OK...thx for leafing up to me, you sick fuck

 

[TheComputerGroup]

If this story is real, she needs serious mental help........

 

[RunLeeRun]

That bitch is barking up the wrong tree.

 

[RunLeeRun]

She's really gone out on a limb.

 

[pocketrockets]

Is the tree Jaguara? Cause they are both so stiff and all

 

[Redagger029]

She's looking for some hard knocks.

 

[MikeB]

You guys should all be put on post review.

If it were up to me, I wood.



All of these "tree" references to that sap are too much.

On a side note, Scottcarter lost his virginity to his Palm tree.

 

[wilbur]

You guys should all be put on post review.

If it were up to me, I wood.



All of these "tree" references to that sap are too much.

On a side note, Scottcarter lost his virginity to his Palm tree.

There is unrest in the forest,there is trouble with the trees

 

[pocketrockets]

You guys should all be put on post review.

If it were up to me, I wood.



All of these "tree" references to that sap are too much.

On a side note, Scottcarter lost his virginity to his Palm tree.

Thought it was with a cantaloupe?

 

[slapshot]

There is unrest in the forest,there is trouble with the trees

Hahaha

 

[RenoChazz]

Heard she came, like tree times.

 

[IMISREMEMBER]

Does the Tree Pre-Jizz with Syrup when she gets close.

 

[wilbur]

Does the Tree Pre-Jizz with Syrup when she gets close.

You're gross

 

[aclv1]

hopefully she has found a keeper and not barking up the wrong tree

 

[RoofTop]

Bitch gave me the termites

 

[RunLeeRun]

she'd better take a log hard look in the mirror

 

[bukis1]

I bet she sucks the nuts on that tree big time!

 

[Stylez]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Spooky-Tree-Costume-/360740938727

 

[arniesarmy]

He gives her a treemendous orgasm.