Your perfect woman-Name Your Type!

[DegenerateDood1]

Alright this is how this works.. there is several types for each catagory to choose from and you build up your broad.

Hair- Blonde/Brunette/Red-Head
Eyes-Brown/Green/Blue/Hazel
Body-BBW/Average/athletic/bean pole
Ass-Black Girl-Latina-White girl
Legs- Curvy/long and slender
Teeth-Pearly Whites/AVG/British

 

[GreenDoberman]

Has vagina. Everything else fairly negotiable.

 

[silver7]

GD You're A Better Man Than That

Use some imagination. Long legs, nice ass, dark hair short, blue eyes. NOT over weight. Intelligent #1. I had one just like that, drove her away.

 

[WorldNumberOne]

just post a picture of jessica alba and be done with it .

 

[PBR]

Use some imagination. Long legs, nice ass, dark hair short, blue eyes. NOT over weight. Intelligent #1. I had one just like that once...best $300 I ever spent.

Fixed that right up for ya.

 

[EasyMoney]

Has vagina. Everything else fairly negotiable.

thats almost exactly what I was going to type. Nothing else really matters, at least not for an over nighter. The only time you need to look for all that fancy stuff is in marrage material. The rule for one nighters is simple. No IQ needed, teeth optional. And see can't out weigh me. Thats it.

 

[Jack Herer]

Kinda like Devilwoman but hot.

 

[Devilwoman]

I Kinda like Devilwoman she's hot.

choppatitis

 

[Devilwoman]

Jack's special lady...

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Has vagina. Everything else fairly negotiable.

Was thinking the exact same thing, although despite lack of blowjobs, I'd actually prefer no mouth, for obvious reasons.

Also no real preference on being dead or alive.

 

[RobFunk]

LOL

"sex in her shitty"

good grief

 

[barman]

Was thinking the exact same thing, although despite lack of blowjobs, I'd actually prefer no mouth, for obvious reasons.

Also no real preference on being dead or alive.

But isnt't their also a minimum age (11, 12?) needed to help reduce odds of snapping their legs like chicken bones when you really start to Go For the Gold?

 

[SkinsRaj28]

But isnt't their also a maximum age (11, 12?)

Fixed it for you. Now it's accurate. Forgot to add that stipulation to my earlier post, so thanks for the heads up.

 

[NES]

Hair-balding
Eyes-atleast 1
Body-small boobies and a big gut
Ass- goatske
Legs- See eyes
Teeth-optional

 

[steaktartar]

Hair-balding
Eyes-atleast 1
Body-small boobies and a big gut
Ass- goatske
Legs- See eyes
Teeth-see legs

chopperoo

 

[NES]

LOL, you are right Steak, do need that one tooth in there to scrape off the "fromunda cheese" you know how that shit can build up on ya. I dont know if you guys noticed or not but I described my perfect woman as being exactly like DevilWoman(right down to the eye patch).

 

[PBR]

 

[CaptainMorgan]

A Pulse, not fat, takes it in all three openings

 

[MONDOGECKO]

My perfect women knows how to take a good beating.

 

[NES]

My perfect women knows how to take a good beating.

Yeah I love your new pic on myspace

And your wife looks great, did she lose weight? Something is definately different about her.