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TheKinz · Sep 25, 2008

SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. (WSAZ) -- As if getting a DUI wasn’t enough, a man arrested for driving under the influence got in a lot more trouble at the police station.

Police stopped Jose Cruz on Route 60 in South Charleston Monday night for driving with his headlights off.
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When police were trying to get fingerprints, police say Cruz moved closer to the officer and passed gas on him. The investigating officer remarked in the criminal complaint that the odor was very strong.
Cruz is now charged with battery on a police officer, as well as DUI and obstruction.

MikeB · Sep 25, 2008

Don't take this the wrong way, but you really should do your fuking homework before you start a thread about something. You are about 8 hours too late.

http://forum.therx.com/showthread.php?t=617296

TheKinz · Sep 25, 2008

Hey you fuckin newbie..some of us don't have time to rifle through pages of threads to see if something was posted. I looked on the first page and it was not there. I bet there will be more than a few who have not seen it. Fuck off.

MikeB · Sep 25, 2008

:nohead:

MikeB · Sep 25, 2008

:aktion033:aktion033:aktion033

I finally got one moved down here.

hater · Sep 25, 2008

good job mike, proud of you

Devilwoman · Sep 25, 2008

The Kinz said:
Hey you fuckin newbie..some of us don't have time to rifle through pages of threads to see if something was posted. I looked on the first page and it was not there. I bet there will be more than a few who have not seen it. Fuck off.

Quite posting old shit you dumbass, cocksucking, shit dick licking, loser...

Jack Herer · Sep 25, 2008

The Kinz just got Rubbered.

I feel sorry for the baseball thread I tried to hijack, BillyHoyle went 1-3 yesterday.

Devilwoman · Sep 25, 2008

Poor lil kinz

TheKinz · Sep 25, 2008

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Devilwoman · Sep 25, 2008

This is easier dumbass

:nono5:

TheKinz · Sep 25, 2008

and since I am down here fuck all you fuckin fuck fuckheads fuckin off...

think that covered most of the verbage...

MikeB · Sep 25, 2008

hater said:
good job mike, proud of you

Thanks, appreciate it.

I kinda feel bad about hijacking that baseball thread too. Seems like a nice guy.

ShaneFalco · Sep 25, 2008

good job Mike... NES could use some of this training...

You think I'm drunk??Take this....

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