It looks like you are bending over to take a big picha in the culo. I bet you missed Pucho's while you were out at the beach "surfing"
That's not me you idiot. But respect to the dude, that wave is huge.
By "BigBrian" I guess you really mean "Fat Disgusting Pile of Lard Brian". Too bad the croc didn't eat you, he wouldn't need a bite for the rest of his life.