You think Mother Theresa should just stick to helping the poor and keep her mouth shut about abortion.
You called Vietnam Veterans "baby killers" but think that allowing a woman to suck her baby into a sink is a constitutionally protected right.
If you believe that posting the "Ten Commandments" in schools will hurt the children, but putting "Heather Has Two Mommies" or "Ask Alice" (on the internet) won't.
You think the phrase, "separation of church and state" is contained in the Constitution.
If you actually think Clinton 'only inhaled'.
You pale at the execution of child killers, but defend the killing of unborn children as an expression of choice.
You complain that your community has too many white people and the Catholic church you go to doesn't have enough ethnicity, but you're the first one with a for sale sign in your yard when blacks start moving in.
When you go to parties you introduce the person you're with as, "...and this is my partner..."
You think the Constitution really does guarantee a woman the right to an abortion.
If you think the answer to ANY crime, infraction, or injustice is counseling.
If you think only white people can be racist.
If you think Rush Limbaugh and Michael Reagan are mean spirited racists and promote hate crime but Maxine Waters, John Conyers and Louis Farakahn aren't and don't.
You view race riots as justifiable expressions of rage over injustice and fail to see the similarities between a black mob burning a Korean store and a white mob in the Jim Crow era lynching a black man.
You think those child-abusing, religious fanatics at Waco had it coming but the illegal immigrants roughed up by California deputies - after leading them on a high-speed chase - are the victims of the decade.
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Pat Buchanan and Bill O'Reilly for the White House
You called Vietnam Veterans "baby killers" but think that allowing a woman to suck her baby into a sink is a constitutionally protected right.
If you believe that posting the "Ten Commandments" in schools will hurt the children, but putting "Heather Has Two Mommies" or "Ask Alice" (on the internet) won't.
You think the phrase, "separation of church and state" is contained in the Constitution.
If you actually think Clinton 'only inhaled'.
You pale at the execution of child killers, but defend the killing of unborn children as an expression of choice.
You complain that your community has too many white people and the Catholic church you go to doesn't have enough ethnicity, but you're the first one with a for sale sign in your yard when blacks start moving in.
When you go to parties you introduce the person you're with as, "...and this is my partner..."
You think the Constitution really does guarantee a woman the right to an abortion.
If you think the answer to ANY crime, infraction, or injustice is counseling.
If you think only white people can be racist.
If you think Rush Limbaugh and Michael Reagan are mean spirited racists and promote hate crime but Maxine Waters, John Conyers and Louis Farakahn aren't and don't.
You view race riots as justifiable expressions of rage over injustice and fail to see the similarities between a black mob burning a Korean store and a white mob in the Jim Crow era lynching a black man.
You think those child-abusing, religious fanatics at Waco had it coming but the illegal immigrants roughed up by California deputies - after leading them on a high-speed chase - are the victims of the decade.
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Pat Buchanan and Bill O'Reilly for the White House