You meet a girl at the bar...

[WorldNumberOne]

let me guess , her name was jenny and her # is 867-5309 ?????

 

[STONER]

one more thing , if she agrees to go out with you , go ahead and slip on the condom before you pick her up . i'm guessing the minute she gets in the car you're gonna blow in your jeans . she see's a stain and youre done.

Not trying to pile on here but this one of the funniest posts I've read since I've been a member here.

 

[terps1313]

Not trying to pile on here but this one of the funniest posts I've read since I've been a member here.

Oh I agree. Dont worry I know I am a pussy when it comes to girls. Anything said about it I laugh. This was more so to get a feel for the future. Not this one girl in particular.

 

[WorldNumberOne]

Oh I agree. Dont worry I know I am a pussy when it comes to girls. Anything said about it I laugh. This was more so to get a feel for the future. Not this one girl in particular.

terps , you know i like ya.. i'm just kidding around.

good luck with either way .

 

[terps1313]

Yup no harm bro.

 

[VIEJODINOSAUR]

bingo

My name is VD and I approve this message....

 

[Buster]

i say text...and then get a handy


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[krh7]

yeah bro, i was gonna say if she was under 25 or so, text her something nice. at her age, she is probably more professional and used to being on the phone. a call is what to do. its hard to get back in the swing of things but you will get the hang of it again. i would suggest finding out if she has baggage (kids) before you plan on much with the 1st girl since your breakup. that is just something you dont need to deal with. you are in the stage where you need to get laid a few times and live a little. do not fall in love with the 1st piece of pussy!!!:toast:

don't put the pussy on a pedestal!

...where is that line from, anyway??

 

[whalewager]

40 yr old virgin

 

[bellyputter]

I'm old school. Why didn't you do her that first night?

 

[CtGuy441]

definitly text, you prefer it and she will prefer it.

Texting gives you time to think, and who the hell ever answers their cell phone to an unknown number these days? Just what people luv a surprise conversation.

not only do i answer random #s, i call them back when i miss them

 

[terps1313]

I'm old school. Why didn't you do her that first night?

She was with a bunch of friends, I was with a bunch friends. She lived 20 minutes from the bar and wasnt driving. Plus I cant seal the deal.

 

[CapNCash]

doesnt matter whether you text or call, her mind is already made up. she is either interested or not

 

[Presto]

What makes you think she gave you her real number?

 

[terps1313]

What makes you think she gave you her real number?

I actually made a joke about it. She grabbed my phone, called her number, it rang, and she left with her friends. Not sure if she saved it or not.

 

[Dante]

I'm old school. Why didn't you do her that first night?

:lolBIG: exactly.... seriously though terps?? if you have an RX shirt by any chance...preferably one of the POLO's man wear that baby... that is a chick magnet shirt..trust me...she will want to touch the RX lettering so she will come closer, and if your wearing any axe or Bod spray that will seal the deal for a good night for ya

 

[TheFalls]

She was with a bunch of friends, I was with a bunch friends. She lived 20 minutes from the bar and wasnt driving. Plus I cant seal the deal.

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you should have closed on the first night
-quit being scared. sounds like the best scenario for you is to call and get the VM. then she will either call you back or text you back..

when and if you talk to her...just let her know where you and your BUDDIES will be and tell her and her friends to come by...should be a 3 on 3 situation..not an 8 on 8.

you'll be ok if you are good looking or if you can spit nasty game, but it sounds like you'll be relying on the looks.

once you talk to a couple of chicks...you'll quit being scared and it will be like clockwork..gl

 

[clickers]

Wait 1-2 days call her she probably wont pickup because she doesnt wanna be caught off guard and awkward. Text her after the call do not leave a VM (I can already tell youll fuck that shit up).

She will call you back b/c she wouldnt have given you her # if she didnt want to at least talk to you 1 more time. It will be under her terms so you gotta man up and turn on the charm (make her laugh).

You will get your knob sucked if you play your cards right.

Now if she doesnt call yu back after the txt followup with her with a call in 7 days. If she doesnt pickup fuck her she not intrested.

%^_

 

[1cheater]

Don't call or text, find out where she works and send her some flowers at work (anonymously), she will figure it out and you will be in like Flynn! If you like her that's the way to go. Then call her.

 

[mrcrash]

Just call her. If she doesn't answer, call her every few hours. Chicks love the attention!