YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM
CALIFORNIA IF:
Your coworker has 8 body
piercings and some are
visible
You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house
You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
conversation in English
Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is
named Flower
You can't remember . . .
is pot illegal?
You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor
You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are
grown, and you can taste the
difference between Sumatran and
Ethiopian
You can't remember . . .
is pot illegal?
A really great parking space can totally move you to tears
Gas costs $1 per gallon more than anywhere else in the
US
Unlike back home, the guy sitting in Starbucks at 8:30 am
wearing a baseball cap and
sunglasses who looks like George Clooney
really IS George Clooney
Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment
You can't remember . . .
is pot illegal?
It's barely sprinkling rain and
there's a report on every news
station: 'STORM WATCH'
You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all
busy with their cellphones or Ipods
It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour
early to avoid all the
weather-related accidents
HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
Both you AND your dog have therapists,
psychics, personal trainers
and cosmetic surgeons
The Terminator is your governor
If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license.. If you're
here illegally, they will give you one!
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FROM
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CALIFORNIA IF:
Your coworker has 8 body
piercings and some are
visible
You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house
You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
conversation in English
Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is
named Flower
You can't remember . . .
is pot illegal?
You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor
You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are
grown, and you can taste the
difference between Sumatran and
Ethiopian
You can't remember . . .
is pot illegal?
A really great parking space can totally move you to tears
Gas costs $1 per gallon more than anywhere else in the
US
Unlike back home, the guy sitting in Starbucks at 8:30 am
wearing a baseball cap and
sunglasses who looks like George Clooney
really IS George Clooney
Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment
You can't remember . . .
is pot illegal?
It's barely sprinkling rain and
there's a report on every news
station: 'STORM WATCH'
You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all
busy with their cellphones or Ipods
It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour
early to avoid all the
weather-related accidents
HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
Both you AND your dog have therapists,
psychics, personal trainers
and cosmetic surgeons
The Terminator is your governor
If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license.. If you're
here illegally, they will give you one!
<CENTER>BIG HUGS
FROM
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