I nailed Barbara about 30 years ago, and the ho kept calling me for about three years after that. Don't wanna go through that crap again (moving, changing my name, etc) so I'll try Elizabeth this time.
You know what, on second thought I am changing my answer to Barbara Walters just for the bragging rights. It would be like fucking Oprah or something. Most people don't even know who Hasselback is, and even when they look her up she's a decent blonde older woman. Who cares.
Barbara is a legend....the story about how you fucked her would never get old when re-telling it.