you ever fart while going to pick something up....

[NES]

and then the unthinkable happens and your butthole sucks in more air to replace the missing fart and then the cycle begins anew?

 

[quinnsft34]

The other day at work I was walking to an area and stopped to pick something up and whoops out slipped a juicy fart. I was nervous that maybe a turd came with it so I had to check. Luckily it wasn't a shart. I've never experienced my asshole sucking in air that made me start again though that's fucked up.

 

[NES]

I once managed to rip 15-20 farts in a row then the phone rang so and I accidently pushed to hard. I didnt shit myself but my asshole quit yawning.

 

[steaktartar]

not that but in a related matter i was pulling out of devilwoman after giving her a good 3-4 minutes she queefed and sucked me back in......kind of similar

 

[quinnsft34]

not that but in a related matter i was pulling out of devilwoman after giving her a good 3-4 minutes she queefed and sucked me back in......kind of similar

Useless without pictures

 

[steaktartar]

Useless without pictures

you dont want to see these........trust me

 

[1cheater]

I sharted on Thanksgiving day, went to my brother's, was sick with a cold, took a piss, farted and sharted. Had to disrobe and jump in the shower on the spot, hid the undies in his bathroom garbage can.

 

[romer]

I sharted on Thanksgiving day, went to my brother's, was sick with a cold, took a piss, farted and sharted. Had to disrobe and jump in the shower on the spot, hid the undies in his bathroom garbage can.

I woulda washed them in the sink, blow dry them and put them back on.

 

[GasMan]

Did it look anything like this?

 

[MikeB]

I sharted on Thanksgiving day, went to my brother's, had a dick with a cold, took a douche, farted and sharted. Had to disrobe and jump in the shower on the spot, hid the undies in his bathroom garbage can.

Ahhhh...fuk it, I cant finis.......




Heres to BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[chipman58]

Devil Womans dog farts when it barks!!!

 

[Devilwoman]

 

[Devilwoman]

Devil Womans dog farts when it barks!!!

I don't think he is farting. I think it's just a little extra special "Hello"

 

[NES]

Devil Womans dog farts when it barks!!!

Great detective work Chip have a cookie

 

[chipman58]

Great detective work Chip have a cookie

Those are chocolate chips arent they?

 

[NES]

I doubt it, this is the RubberRoom motherfucker

 

[chipman58]

I doubt it, this is the RubberRoom motherfucker

You fucking red neck!:finger:

 

[shdw01]

I sharted on Thanksgiving day, went to my brother's, was sick with a cold, took a piss, farted and sharted. Had to disrobe and jump in the shower on the spot, hid the undies in his bathroom garbage can.

:lolBIG:

i hope the bathroom didn't smell

 

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