yo momma is so...

[limestonesaint]

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."

 

[jimmydingle]

FAT, she thinks gravy is a beverage

 

[Arodd]

your momma is so fat when her leg broke, gravy poured out

 

[aclv1]

your momma is so fat she wears a real alligator on her t shirt

 

[KruderD]

Your Momma's ass is so fat when she sits down she is 3 feet taller

 

[kingbill]

Yo mama's like a video game...3 men for a quarter

 

[Highdaddy]

your momma is so hairy....it looks like she has Buckwheat in a headlock

 

[joeyfitzclick]

Your Momma's so fat she uses a VCR as a pager.

 

[joeyfitzclick]

Your Momma's so ugly, a Peeping Tom knocked on the door and asked her to close the curtains.

 

[tkim11]

Your momma is so fat when she fell in love she broke it

 

[ClipJoint]

Your momma is so fat, when I told her to haul ass she had to make 2 trips.

 

[Rawpimple]

Yo Momma so fat, she got more chins than a Chinese phonebook.

 

[lionking]

...so fat i had to slap her thigh, take a wave in just to fVck her..

after i was finished i rolled over twice and still wasnt off the b!tch! :hump:




your mommas pu$$y is so disgusting they make people eat it on fear factor :godown:

 

[Timetopay]

Yo momma is so ugly even Kimchee would put on a condom.

 

[Hookandcrook+]

Your mama is so ugly her dad had to tie steaks around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.