would you rather

[mofome]

fuck jessica alba once but no one knew about it, she denied it, and no one believed you
or
not fuck her, but she tells everyone you fucked her, and everyone believes that you fucked her.

or sub alba for whomever you think is the hottest chick.

 

[WCBias]

Are you kidding? Who gives a shit if no one believes you, you just dropped your gunk in Jessica Alba...or in my case....Biel. Reality is always better than fantasy...otherwise jacking off would be much more pleasurable.

 

[mofome]

Are you kidding? Who gives a shit if no one believes you, you just dropped your gunk in Jessica Alba...or in my case....Biel. Reality is always better than fantasy...otherwise jacking off would be much more pleasurable.

some say...'a pussy is a pussy'...the status would be nice to walk around with. different people will have different answers....or so i believe.

btw, jacking off is something i do 2-9 times a day. i enjoy it very much.

 

[WCBias]

some say...'a pussy is a pussy'...the status would be nice to walk around with. different people will have different answers....or so i believe.

btw, jacking off is something i do 2-9 times a day. i enjoy it very much.

The truth is, if either Jessica was going around saying that they fucked you, you could walk into any club and get any piece of ass that you want for about a year. Shoot, you may be able to parlay it into some cheesy VH1 reality show. So you have to weigh both sides...

 

[mofome]

The truth is, if either Jessica was going around saying that they fucked you, you could walk into any club and get any piece of ass that you want for about a year. Shoot, you may be able to parlay it into some cheesy VH1 reality show. So you have to weigh both sides...

exactly, a lot of goodness comes from people thinkin you fucked a lady like that. im not sure what id choose....its either 38 seconds of pure magic or lots of high-5s and seeing how much you can work off the werd.

 

[kingbill]

Easily have her put out the good word...women like men who can get hot women...

 

[MinnesotaEconMajor]

I'll take the latter. I can always throw a paper bag over an average chick and I won't be able to tell the difference.

 

[GreenDoberman]

This week on VH1:

Celebrity fuckers starring WC Bias.

 

[5starbomb]

Tough question, I think I would go with not fucking her and her telling everybody. Clearly this is the High Risk/High Reward approach. Its like when your fucking a girl and she tells her friends how good you and that your wang is huge (at least in my case) then your golden. You will have all the pu$$y you want. And when the hot girls in your town hear you fucked Alba shit there going to want a piece of that also!

 

[MrJ]

I'd take the real thing. Don't give a shit about what other people think and have no fantasy about being the man and walking straight into the VIP section to get swamped by half a dozen hotties. The hotties are the only interesting thing about that sentence and they're a dime a dozen walking down the street.

 

[WVU]

Give me Jessica Alba for one night and I will retire my penis. That shit is gold and will complete my life

 

[whalewager]

what would be so great about people knowing u fd her but u didnt? this isnt fn grade school

 

[SlashednThrashed]

I'd take the real thing. Don't give a shit about what other people think and have no fantasy about being the man and walking straight into the VIP section to get swamped by half a dozen hotties. The hotties are the only interesting thing about that sentence and they're a dime a dozen walking down the street.

Exactly...I can give a motherfuck about being hyped up on some lie that I banged her, when I really didn't...Im a silent Lowkee type of person anyways, so I would go with bangin her guts out and having her being silent as a church mouse about the situation...