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You can hump your neighbor, either the one living on the right or left of you as you face your home or apartment. She says she won't tell. Should you go for it?
 

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If you're renting, every day of the week and twice on Sunday. If you own... twice on Sunday.
 

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Alamorich said:
You can hump your neighbor, either the one living on the right or left of you as you face your home or apartment. She says she won't tell. Should you go for it?

I have war Vietnam Deserter across the hall from me and a old Chinese guy to the right of me in my condo complex. So nope.

But if you are asking advice for yourself, a couple things to consider are
1. Are they single or would you be bangin some guys girl?
2. If you have one on the right and the left can you work them both into one rendezvous

I am a big fan of making women happy but I don't think it's right if you are jumping in on some other guys wife and or Girlfriend. Typically this type of attitude is shown by guys who have a scarcity mentality, meaning they don't have frequent access to single and attractive women so they have to hit what ever scraps are left around for them.
 

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no never...

It will comeback to haunt you. Girl's get jealous and do dumb shit.

She can say she wont tell, until you stop fucking her and start bringing over new chicks. Then next thing she's knocking on your door causing a seen.


NEVER
 

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2PLAYSMAX said:
no never...

It will comeback to haunt you. Girl's get jealous and do dumb shit.

She can say she wont tell, until you stop fucking her and start bringing over new chicks. Then next thing she's knocking on your door causing a seen.


NEVER

Amen.

Best to roam far away if youre gonna play.

Best not to shit where you eat.

Girls are evil.
 

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Reason it came up is years ago I porked a neighbor (me and she single) and things got uncomfortable and the apartment envirnonment went to crap till she moved out.

Now I have a hot neighbor on right side that most of you would fuck without needing the influence of alchohol. She is having husband problems and wants to kick him to the curb. A determinined and cunning fellow could bang her right now as conditions are ripe.

Neighbor on left is married but husband does mercenary work so she is alone for long stretches. Not good looking and she is shall we say....a large woman. Yet she must be horny. Once again a determined and cunning fellow would be able to get between her plump thighs.

I am a ruthless horny bastard but I am not stupid which is why I ask for the opinion of the Rx brother hood on this matter.
 

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Alamorich said:
Reason it came up is years ago I porked a neighbor (me and she single) and things got uncomfortable and the apartment envirnonment went to crap till she moved out.

Now I have a hot neighbor on right side that most of you would fuck without needing the influence of alchohol. She is having husband problems and wants to kick him to the curb. A determinined and cunning fellow could bang her right now as conditions are ripe.

Neighbor on left is married but husband does mercenary work so she is alone for long stretches. Not good looking and she is shall we say....a large woman. Yet she must be horny. Once again a determined and cunning fellow would be able to get between her plump thighs.

I am a ruthless horny bastard but I am not stupid which is why I ask for the opinion of the Rx brother hood on this matter.


absolutely....dont do it , youve experienced the shit before

And with a married chick, shit she may throw your name up to her husband in the middle of a fight..next thing you going to jail for an assault after defending urself
 

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Yep, 2play be right. With the married chick, if you've got any kind of friendship then just be the understanding ear. Call it a deposit for future boning. If she strays and starts to hump your leg, give her the "no, you'll hate yourself" crap. That would guarantee some 'tang if she ever left the husband. But look, no touch. As for the other one, just say no, no, no. That's like laying -500 vig.
 

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I would not bone my neighbor.

Actually, in house next door chick is hot. Some 20 year old auburn long haired freak.

But this building is full of nut jobs and guys who want to use my phone.
 

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i definately would... well not directly next to me... but theres this 17 year old 2 house down... i would beat the living shit outta her!!!
 

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XxxMT23xxX said:
i definately would... well not directly next to me... but theres this 17 year old 2 house down... i would beat the living shit outta her!!!
Is 17 legal where you are at? :youmad:
 

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well.. my neighbor to the right i caught one morning getting vodka out of her care at 9am....so, i thought that was pretty cool...but she aint nothing to write home about.....my condo complex is like a friggin camp site...always people walking around to the gas station picking up bread and hot dogs....and cats running around everywhere...
 

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auggiedawg said:
well.. my neighbor to the right i caught one morning getting vodka out of her care at 9am....so, i thought that was pretty cool...but she aint nothing to write home about.....my condo complex is like a friggin camp site...always people walking around to the gas station picking up bread and hot dogs....and cats running around everywhere...

Sounds more like a trailer park
 

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2PLAYSMAX said:
no never...

It will comeback to haunt you. Girl's get jealous and do dumb shit.

She can say she wont tell, until you stop fucking her and start bringing over new chicks. Then next thing she's knocking on your door causing a seen.


NEVER

So...if your neighbor looked just like your Kate Beckinsale you are telling me you wouldn't fuck her, take a nap, fuck her, make some online wagers, and fuck her again?

Liar.

It depends on the quality of ***** here.
 

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fucnluc said:
So...if your neighbor looked just like your Kate Beckinsale you are telling me you wouldn't fuck her, take a nap, fuck her, make some online wagers, and fuck her again?

Liar.

It depends on the quality of ***** here.


Only way that happens is if she is someone I am prepared to be in a serious relationship. If you just planning on fucking & that's it. Be prepared for shit to comeback, it always does.

That's why a lot of men get into knee deep shit, cause they dont look past the first nut. FATAL ATTRACTION was a great movie that is a real life sample.
 

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Ok, let me get this straight... this here shining example of a gentlemen:

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Said this:

2PLAYSMAX said:
Only way that happens is if she is someone I am prepared to be in a serious relationship.
:monsters-

Just the image of Homer trying to speak that sentence makes this a classic post.
 

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Gentleman:lol:

I just like to keep both heads out of the:guillotin by using my brain, before getting brains.:103631605
 

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