Worst Nicknames Ever

[kingbill]

I am a huge fan of Nicknames, we used to give them to people with out them knowing.

Two of the worst, one girl we called her Sperm Bank, not to her face but all my boys at the club knew her as that, that when it came time to talk to her we would always forget her real name.

Another one was this kid Willie in high school who would get his ass beat once a week and his nick name became Willie Survive, cause you never knew.

 

[RobFunk]

I'm not going to win too many fans over with this comment, but I think "Pookie" sucks. There was this 5'6" scrawny white kid with blonde floppy hair they called him that and he had a son with some puerto rican chic and they called him "'lil pookie"

And then in that movie 'New jack city' Chris Rock played "pookie" the crack head.


I just hate that nick, it is so weak.

 

[mrpotter1]

Cum Dumpster!!!

 

[HinesWard86]

This one girl is just known as Flapjack Titties in our circle

 

[joeyfitzclick]

Jenny no boobs.

 

[Romanowski]

no neck

 

[DimeBag]

Fatty McCrackin or BJ McCrackin

I always love to throw the Mc in ther when a chick is fat.

 

[Teddykgb]

human catch rag

 

[xpanda]

Kidney Belter - used to describe those guys who wear those horrifying workout pants with the flames all over them.

Chompers - used to describe those guys who think cunnilingus is best performed by using the same technique normally reserved for corn on the cob.

 

[kingbill]

Chompers - used to describe those guys who think cunnilingus is best performed by using the same technique normally reserved for corn on the cob.

Wow...not quite sure how that would work but It must be uncomfortable.
I remember my grandfather lost his teeth so my mom would shave the corn off the cob and mash it into a paste for him...So things could be worse for you.

 

[slick69]

Cum Dumpster!!!

I think in every high school across the U.S. there is a girl with that nickname

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Non-AIDS-haver.

Can't get over that hump, in my book.

 

[joeyfitzclick]

Chompers - used to describe those guys who think cunnilingus is best performed by using the same technique normally reserved for corn on the cob.


As a former chomper I have to admit this is possibly the funniest thing I have ever read.

 

[xpanda]

As a former chomper I have to admit this is possibly the funniest thing I have ever read.

Former?

Call me.

 

[passingthewind]

Yowzer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Boxslayer]

This one girl is just known as Flapjack Titties in our circle

we call that Oven Mitt Titties

 

[kingbill]

we call that Oven Mitt Titties

Not as bad as Fried Eggs in a Gym Sock