You ever notice Johan Santana when he pitches?
He pitches like he has a load in his pants.
Remember Chris Bosio?
He used to pitch with a shit eating grin on his face, like he just took a mega hit from a bong bowl.
Mike Mussina was always fun to watch with that bunny hop at the end of his delivery.
Like he was trying to shake loose that turd that didn't quite get squeezed out.
And if Eli keeps winning for me like he did last night, I don't care if his unit is hanging out of his pants.
