Why is bird shit supposed to be lucky ?

[Doug]

Got shit on by a seagull,bystanders saying to buy a lottery ticket as birdshit is lucky.

We must be really lucky then as the wife and I were in the car ( parked), windows down when hit.

Damn thing lands on the wife's side ( fortunately) slides in the window hitting the interior door panel splattering bad enough to get on my right arm and leg, steering wheel,dashboard, etc.

Got her bad, in her hair, and all over her. Had to come home to shower. Unfortunately this had the side effect of putting her into super-bitch mode for about 4 hours, like it was my fault the gull got her ! Then I have to clean the inside of the car,too.

I've been birdshat on once or twice before, but never while in a car.

I don't get the luck part of this,I don't feel lucky.

 

[Boxslayer]

bird shit has enzymes in them that are soaked through the pores of the skin and create energy for the human body. the energy allows you to work harder, and the harder you work, the more luck you have.

man, that was some bullshit,.

i think it's just because getting hit with birdshit is like a 1 in a 50,000 chance. so it's lucky to get peppered with sweet white dookie.

she-kaka

 

[Boxslayer]

quit story...my girlfriend got hit with bird shit while at the bahamas on a cruise.....we head over to the craps table and she rolled for 50 mins.

jah praise.

 

[steaktartar]

rumor had it the saying started at santa anita years ago they had many seagulls there during the jan-april meet and people were always getting shit on it happened to me twice so it might as well be lucky as unlucky....so they would say it was good luck

 

[gbogo]

was having lunch with 3 business people at a very up market type place and sat outside next thing i know the guy across from me got shit upon by a gull

he was pretty embarrassed.

 

[Doug]

from inside a car is just insane, though.

 

[fivestarjake]

bet a bird shit on newlywed when he hit the lotto...:lol:

 

[WorldNumberOne]

i hope it isnt.. cause i just washed about 2 pounds of lucky off my car tonight ...

i think every bird in this city shit on my car in the last 24 hours..

 

[Doug]

i hope it isnt.. cause i just washed about 2 pounds of lucky off my car tonight ...

i think every bird in this city shit on my car in the last 24 hours..

Washing your car guarantees a hit. I've owned vehicles I didn't wash for years.

Its kinda like if you have a cat... change the litter, the cat takes a shit before you can get the pan completely re-filled.

 

[WorldNumberOne]

not washing would cause some paint problems .. i'll take my chances..

 

[Doug]

true about paint, but I used to buy $200 beaters, lot of value in them back in the day.

77 was a great year for Toyotas, lots of those were around 10 years later, things would go 250k miles.

 

[Highdaddy]

i have never ever in my life heard of birdshit being lucky

and i have never been hit by any, thank god

 

[Doug]

Shit happens !

hit while in a car is just unfucking believable, you can't make that up !

There's like an inch gap in the open window where it can hit the door panel ( between the roofline and the door), and go like this... then a seagull is about the size of an eagle ( almost) so the crap size is proportionate to the bird size, and those fuckers crap diarrhea anyway.

I don't feel so guilty about those birds I shot with my BB gun when I was a little degenerate now !

I was birdshat on at about age 7, right on the head.

 

[levistep]

I heard rubbing a nagger's head is good luck too.

 

[teazeman]

Doug:

funniest fcuking story i've read in a loooooooonnnngggggg time!:missingte



i thought i was the only one with this kind of luck.........

 

[fucnluc]

That is hilarious. I've been shit on when I was kid playing soccer. Everyone goes "LOOK THE BIRD SHIT ON HIM". I'm like fuck you.

 

[Doug]

some fuckers manage to get hit by lightening more than once.

I think getting hit by birdshit is not extraordinary ( in a lifetime) far less so than lightning, thus I made a poll.

depends on what you do, lifeguards probably get hit more than secretaries.

 

[Doug]

bird shit has enzymes in them that are soaked through the pores of the skin and create energy for the human body. the energy allows you to work harder, and the harder you work, the more luck you have.

man, that was some bullshit,.

i think it's just because getting hit with birdshit is like a 1 in a 50,000 chance. so it's lucky to get peppered with sweet white dookie.

she-kaka

I'm not so sure about that 50,000:1 say you live 75 years, not that improbable to ever get birdshat upon, occupation a factor, as well.

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[Doug]

maybe you mean 50,000:1 that a bird shits on you today ?

 

[eye_van]

Had a buddy of mine went to the bank to pull money out for poker night. This fool here stepped on a pile of shit then a bird shits on him while at it. We were all laughin at him but at the end of the night this guy cleaned everybody out. It was his lucky night cause this you can read this guy like a book.