1. Give them attention and you've got them hooked. As long as the chick knows and understands she's no supermodel you don't have to shower her with compliments. There is nothing worse than a fat chick who thinks she's hot. They are worse than stuck up prudes who will only fuck you if you have a 6-figure income. Larger chicks who know they aren't hot require less compliments and affection to get in bed. Sometimes all you have to do is show them honest attention and you're getting laid. Period.
2. They fuck on a first date. That's right, 90% of the time your larger chick is going to put out the same day you meet her. Why? Well, what else is going to get you to come back to her, that large body? Hell no! She knows that being ready, willing, and able when you can't find something better to sick your dick in will get you coming back to her. Plus larger chicks never know when they're going to get dick again, therefore they will fuck on a first date because they never know if you'll be willing to fuck them in the future.
3. They will do anything you want sexually. What else does your larger chick have going for her, a drop dead awesome body? No, she's got stretch marks and a belly that gets in the way of you looking at her face while going down on her. Talk to her like you're Tone and she's getting DP'ed any god damn way? Not a problem. Watch porn and not even look at her so you can pretend you're fucking something better? That's all you buddy! Spanking, pulling hair, cumming on her face, sex toys...she'll be begging for more. Hell, they might be willing to do anal too.
4. She might have good looking friends you can fuck. Good looking chicks usually like to be friends with larger, not so good looking chicks. Why? It makes them feel better about themselves. Your 7/10 chick might be feeling like she's a 2/10, then she gets together with her 2/10 fatty and all of the sudden she feels like a playboy model in comparison. So, you get together with your fatty a few times and she starts telling her friends how sweet you are, how nice you are, and even if you suck in bed she's going to lie and say you're god in the sack (probably because she's never had better and is just happy to get some ****). Hang out with your fatty and her single friends. When her 7/10 friend is single and jealous of fattie having a nice guy like you who obviously deserves better you'll be hitting it 6 times a week and twice on Sunday.
5. Fatties always have a tight *****. There are 2 possible reasons for this. Possibility 1 is your fatty hardly ever has sex so that ***** is obviously going to remain snug. Possibility 2 (but more like probability) is that the extra fat is pushing on her vagina and the pressure from that fat is forcing it to stay tight. I haven't quite figured out which one it is, but does it really matter? No, it doesn't, because a tight ***** is a good *****.
6. Take one for the team, make your friends owe you one. If you've got a few close friends every now and then someone's going to have to play wing-man. If you've got 4 chicks that are friends, 3 are good looking and one is "larger," the good looking ones will feel sorry for her and try to get her laid every now and then. If you're out with 3 other friends and decide to take one for the team, her good looking friends will think you're an excellent guy and therefore your friends must be as well. You and your 3 buddies will be getting laid that night and you won't be the designated wing-man the next time you go out. Plus you'll get the guaranteed tight ***** and a chick willing to do anything.
7. There's more body there to love. I know what you're thinking - you are one sick fuck if you love fat chicks! Well your line of thinking is wrong, I'm using the word "love" loosely. Skin on skin contact while fucking feels great. When you're nailing a chick you want as much of your body touching hers, its all a part of the experience. This is easy to accomplish in some positions, harder in others. When a chick is on top she can lay pressed against you but sometimes you want her sitting straight up on your ****. Now as disgusting as you think it is, when your fatty is sitting straight up on your **** and there's some belly fat laying on you and rubbing back and forth while she rocks your **** to orgasm, trust me, it will just add to the experience and sensation. I will blow my load sooner and harder if my entire body is rubbing on my partner's while fucking than if our bodies are just pressed together. Awesome stuff.
8. Getting rid of her is easy - tell her she's fat. NO chick wants to be told she's a fat cow, even if she's huge and well aware of it. You've been keeping a fatty as a fuck-buddy but now its time to get rid of her...what do you do? One very easy way is to let her see you playing nicey-nicey with a good looking chick that has a decent body. Your fatty will get distraught and she'll go find someone to fuck, probably 5 black guys since they love fatties. If you need the more direct approach then you just flat out tell her she's fat and disgusts you, you were merely using her for sex but now you'd rather jerk off. Most of the time your fatty will run home and eat an entire box of cookies and a carton of ice cream while crying and then she'll leave you alone forever. Or, of course, there are 5 black guys on her speed dial...
9. Slump buster. It happens to the best of us - you've struck out with a few chicks, its been a while since you've been laid, you came home last week and found your girlfriend with 5 black guys, you lost your job, wrecked your car...no matter what the reason is getting laid is good for you. Sex will perk you up and make you feel like you're right back in the game of life again. Sometimes the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else. Sex does wonders for the brain. Larger chicks are easy to get in bed so you waste less of your time and get to pound away and some hot wet hole.
10. You're a fattie too. Fat people should be with fat people. Period. Just like how ugly people should be with ugly people. Fat ugly people should be with fat ugly people. Its just how nature works.
11. More cushion for the pushin. Ever been on top of a skinny chick slamming the shit out of her and your pelvis is sore the next day? How about fucking the life out of a skinny chick from behind and you keep slamming into her ass bones? I have, and while its not really painful it can make you a little sore (not that I'm ever complaining about this, but it happens). Why does this happen? Its because you're slamming pelvis to pelvis and there's no padding there. Pounding a thick chick is a different story. Every time you hammer into them your body is slamming into basically a pillow. Plus once you've got yourself buried in there and you're going for the "love inch" your midsection is pressed up against a soft surface with give to it. I like my **** buried in soft things and it feels great when the base of my **** is being cushioned by something soft and pillow-like while I'm fucking.
12. Ugly people will always be ugly. Overweight people can at least do something about it. Truer words have never been spoken. Many people, however, gain weight and then realize they're looking like a sack of jello and decide to do something about it. Maybe that larger chick with the cute face hasn't been seeing anyone in a while and let herself go a bit. All of the sudden you come along, start banging her, and she realizes she's having a hard time keeping up with the intense fuck sessions and that she wants to become more limber in order to do more things in bed. So she starts eating right, exercising, and a couple months down the road she's still cute but also limber as hell and has been losing the weight so she looks better and better every week.
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2. They fuck on a first date. That's right, 90% of the time your larger chick is going to put out the same day you meet her. Why? Well, what else is going to get you to come back to her, that large body? Hell no! She knows that being ready, willing, and able when you can't find something better to sick your dick in will get you coming back to her. Plus larger chicks never know when they're going to get dick again, therefore they will fuck on a first date because they never know if you'll be willing to fuck them in the future.
3. They will do anything you want sexually. What else does your larger chick have going for her, a drop dead awesome body? No, she's got stretch marks and a belly that gets in the way of you looking at her face while going down on her. Talk to her like you're Tone and she's getting DP'ed any god damn way? Not a problem. Watch porn and not even look at her so you can pretend you're fucking something better? That's all you buddy! Spanking, pulling hair, cumming on her face, sex toys...she'll be begging for more. Hell, they might be willing to do anal too.
4. She might have good looking friends you can fuck. Good looking chicks usually like to be friends with larger, not so good looking chicks. Why? It makes them feel better about themselves. Your 7/10 chick might be feeling like she's a 2/10, then she gets together with her 2/10 fatty and all of the sudden she feels like a playboy model in comparison. So, you get together with your fatty a few times and she starts telling her friends how sweet you are, how nice you are, and even if you suck in bed she's going to lie and say you're god in the sack (probably because she's never had better and is just happy to get some ****). Hang out with your fatty and her single friends. When her 7/10 friend is single and jealous of fattie having a nice guy like you who obviously deserves better you'll be hitting it 6 times a week and twice on Sunday.
5. Fatties always have a tight *****. There are 2 possible reasons for this. Possibility 1 is your fatty hardly ever has sex so that ***** is obviously going to remain snug. Possibility 2 (but more like probability) is that the extra fat is pushing on her vagina and the pressure from that fat is forcing it to stay tight. I haven't quite figured out which one it is, but does it really matter? No, it doesn't, because a tight ***** is a good *****.
6. Take one for the team, make your friends owe you one. If you've got a few close friends every now and then someone's going to have to play wing-man. If you've got 4 chicks that are friends, 3 are good looking and one is "larger," the good looking ones will feel sorry for her and try to get her laid every now and then. If you're out with 3 other friends and decide to take one for the team, her good looking friends will think you're an excellent guy and therefore your friends must be as well. You and your 3 buddies will be getting laid that night and you won't be the designated wing-man the next time you go out. Plus you'll get the guaranteed tight ***** and a chick willing to do anything.
7. There's more body there to love. I know what you're thinking - you are one sick fuck if you love fat chicks! Well your line of thinking is wrong, I'm using the word "love" loosely. Skin on skin contact while fucking feels great. When you're nailing a chick you want as much of your body touching hers, its all a part of the experience. This is easy to accomplish in some positions, harder in others. When a chick is on top she can lay pressed against you but sometimes you want her sitting straight up on your ****. Now as disgusting as you think it is, when your fatty is sitting straight up on your **** and there's some belly fat laying on you and rubbing back and forth while she rocks your **** to orgasm, trust me, it will just add to the experience and sensation. I will blow my load sooner and harder if my entire body is rubbing on my partner's while fucking than if our bodies are just pressed together. Awesome stuff.
8. Getting rid of her is easy - tell her she's fat. NO chick wants to be told she's a fat cow, even if she's huge and well aware of it. You've been keeping a fatty as a fuck-buddy but now its time to get rid of her...what do you do? One very easy way is to let her see you playing nicey-nicey with a good looking chick that has a decent body. Your fatty will get distraught and she'll go find someone to fuck, probably 5 black guys since they love fatties. If you need the more direct approach then you just flat out tell her she's fat and disgusts you, you were merely using her for sex but now you'd rather jerk off. Most of the time your fatty will run home and eat an entire box of cookies and a carton of ice cream while crying and then she'll leave you alone forever. Or, of course, there are 5 black guys on her speed dial...
9. Slump buster. It happens to the best of us - you've struck out with a few chicks, its been a while since you've been laid, you came home last week and found your girlfriend with 5 black guys, you lost your job, wrecked your car...no matter what the reason is getting laid is good for you. Sex will perk you up and make you feel like you're right back in the game of life again. Sometimes the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else. Sex does wonders for the brain. Larger chicks are easy to get in bed so you waste less of your time and get to pound away and some hot wet hole.
10. You're a fattie too. Fat people should be with fat people. Period. Just like how ugly people should be with ugly people. Fat ugly people should be with fat ugly people. Its just how nature works.
11. More cushion for the pushin. Ever been on top of a skinny chick slamming the shit out of her and your pelvis is sore the next day? How about fucking the life out of a skinny chick from behind and you keep slamming into her ass bones? I have, and while its not really painful it can make you a little sore (not that I'm ever complaining about this, but it happens). Why does this happen? Its because you're slamming pelvis to pelvis and there's no padding there. Pounding a thick chick is a different story. Every time you hammer into them your body is slamming into basically a pillow. Plus once you've got yourself buried in there and you're going for the "love inch" your midsection is pressed up against a soft surface with give to it. I like my **** buried in soft things and it feels great when the base of my **** is being cushioned by something soft and pillow-like while I'm fucking.
12. Ugly people will always be ugly. Overweight people can at least do something about it. Truer words have never been spoken. Many people, however, gain weight and then realize they're looking like a sack of jello and decide to do something about it. Maybe that larger chick with the cute face hasn't been seeing anyone in a while and let herself go a bit. All of the sudden you come along, start banging her, and she realizes she's having a hard time keeping up with the intense fuck sessions and that she wants to become more limber in order to do more things in bed. So she starts eating right, exercising, and a couple months down the road she's still cute but also limber as hell and has been losing the weight so she looks better and better every week.
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