Can you summarize please? I don't care to read all of it.
In response to your first sentence, I'm glad you think I'm funny...it's flattering. Actually, I go to the gym everyday and surf every weekend.
Let me guess, you're short, skinny, drive a fast and the furious hyundai with neon lights around the plates, windows rolled down, blasting reggaeton, bullet hole stickers on the back of your ride, you love to oil yourself up and play soccer on the sand in Jaco?
LOL, this guy was in Nosara today! He rolled up in his Hundai about noon!