Why does my girlfriend always get mad when....

[CHOPTALK]

I have to urinate after she cleans the bathrooms?

Not directly after. Anytime that day.

Am I supposed to hold it until forever?

I offered to go outside, but that evidently isn't acceptable either.

There's no pleasing this woman.

 

[ClipJoint]

There's no pleasing this woman.

I know for a fact first hand that this statement is not true.

:bunnies:

RUBBER ROOM MUTHA FUCKA!!!

 

[fucnluc]

She's actually venting her anger at having a gambler as a boyfriend who would rather watch a bowl game then rent a movie with her. The piss is not the issue most likely, just a cover.

It happens to all of us. Just think of the things that you do and it AT LEAST evens out in the long wrong, if not the guy pulling ahead with the asshole moves. I say just shut your mouth, suck it in, deal with it and fuck that *****. <- vagina, not bit*ch.

 

[royboy_3831]

Quit pissing all over the floor. Try squatting.

 

[fucnluc]

Yeah , that too. After you fuck her or blow your load after a bj, be careful with that extra stream. I call it "the wanderer", we all know what I'm talking about.

I elect to smoke my cig right after, then pee after to let my shit calm down so I can have just one steady stream.

 

[kingbill]

Actually she is pissed that you've never cleaned it...but you can always use the sink then she won't bitch if you use the toilet after she cleans it.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

SkinsRaj28's step-by-step solution to this problem:

Next time she cleans the bathroom and you need to take a piss later that day, just walk up to her and urinate all over her.

2) When she asks WTF you're doing, explain to her that you were trying to avoid going in the bathroom because it upsets her...

3) Also cross your fingers in the hope that she enjoyed it. Golden showers all up on those titties.

If she doesn't enjoy it, repeat steps 1-3 again. And again. And again. And again.

 

[roach23]

You girl isn't mad because of your urinating. its cause you're a ***** who can't hit it right. she sees your dick working while you pee and wonders why can't that happen when you hit it. tell her you're gay and go wait outside the Superdome for Drew Brees. You guys would look cute together.

 

[gynecologist]

SkinsRaj28's step-by-step solution to this problem:

Next time she cleans the bathroom and you need to take a piss later that day, just walk up to her and urinate all over her.

2) When she asks WTF you're doing, explain to her that you were trying to avoid going in the bathroom because it upsets her...

3) Also cross your fingers in the hope that she enjoyed it. Golden showers all up on those titties.

If she doesn't enjoy it, repeat steps 1-3 again. And again. And again. And again.

Thanks I needed that laugh..

 

[Dante]

probably because you do not lift the toliet seat and Piss on the wall

 

[billsgirl]

I consider myself lucky if I open Bill's bathroom and I don't see his toilet full of yellow piss-soaked TP and 18 cigarette butts floating in the bowl....

All I can say is thank GOD for separate bathrooms.

 

[919]

Next time, drop the kids off at the pool and don't flush.

Make sure you leave the seat up.