Why do bitches bite during sex?

[mike0187]

Seriously, don't fucking bite me you fucking slut. It hurts. And when I tell you to stop, don't keep doing it while I keep telling you to stop. It's not a turn on when my fucking neck is bleeding.

and even when we are just kissing, don't bite my fucking lip and tear it away from my face, i would rather not have to have it reattached in the ER. don't bite me to the point that i'm bleeding and then ask whats wrong when I'm in a bad mood and ready to go to sleep.

and my ex girlfriend is a violent drunk during sex everytime we get together now. at first i was like "ok cool she is ordering me around" but then when i layed down the law and told her to stop doing something she was get pyscho. like won't get off of me, is pushing me down, grabbing my wrists, telling me to say shit or she won't let go....you may be thinking "oh thats hot" but not after like 2 minutes when you just want to get the fuck out of there. is there a term for these people? like pyscho-ass-skeezy-drunk sluts? and then she cries when i leave because "she misses me" even though we don't give a shit about each other at all and never talk except at 3 AM once every other month.

next girl to bite me after i tell her not to gets punched in the face.

and my left nut hurts from taggin that so rough tonight, it was gettin in the way

 

[PatrickMcIrish]

Mike, make sure there is no leakage around the air valve, that will cause Debbie to do some wild shit.

 

[Hal01]

and my ex girlfriend is a violent drunk during sex everytime we get together now.

Ex girlfriends are ex's for a good reason. ....Remember this. It's not (more than likely) cause she can't suck a cock or ride you like there is no tomorrow. She's an ex cause she is a fucked up bitch. Period. For god's sake stop fucking her. Your only asking for fuckin trouble.
:youmad:

 

[docslep]

i say treat her like a dog and smack her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.uppy:

 

[TTinCO]

i say treat her like a dog and smack her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.uppy:

hno:

 

[nctarheelfans]

Seriously, don't fucking bite me you fucking slut. It hurts. And when I tell you to stop, don't keep doing it while I keep telling you to stop. It's not a turn on when my fucking neck is bleeding.

and even when we are just kissing, don't bite my fucking lip and tear it away from my face, i would rather not have to have it reattached in the ER. don't bite me to the point that i'm bleeding and then ask whats wrong when I'm in a bad mood and ready to go to sleep.

and my ex girlfriend is a violent drunk during sex everytime we get together now. at first i was like "ok cool she is ordering me around" but then when i layed down the law and told her to stop doing something she was get pyscho. like won't get off of me, is pushing me down, grabbing my wrists, telling me to say shit or she won't let go....you may be thinking "oh thats hot" but not after like 2 minutes when you just want to get the fuck out of there. is there a term for these people? like pyscho-ass-skeezy-drunk sluts? and then she cries when i leave because "she misses me" even though we don't give a shit about each other at all and never talk except at 3 AM once every other month.

next girl to bite me after i tell her not to gets punched in the face.

and my left nut hurts from taggin that so rough tonight, it was gettin in the way

Seeing we both live in Raleighwood, I think I know her.......Stacy by chance?????

 

[auggiedawg]

2) roman helmet. put your balls over her eyes and hang your cock over her nose.

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</td> <td colspan="2"> The art of placing your hairy sweaty nutsack on a rivals forhead. Then going in for the kill slapping down of the penis on the nose assuring victory. Also known as the "ender to all wars." Technique: Usually alcohol related 1. find the victim 2. ready the forces 3. engage the nutsack with the forehead 4. Drape shaft on nose 5. claim victory




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[mike0187]

Seeing we both live in Raleighwood, I think I know her.......Stacy by chance?????

hahah YES

no...but really i run into these kissing biters all the time. and then every now and then it gets worse during sex. I dont know, maybe I'm in the minority here.....but especially after we are done don't keep biting my face and neck even after I tell you to stop, and sure as hell don't make a move to go down town because I have no idea what you will do down there

 

[rogerdoger2007]

ask Marv Albert :missingte

 

[fucnluc]

Congrats, you lost your virginity.

Now, fuck that train of though.

Sounds like you have a real nice catch. Much better than some dormant stuck up doll that just lies there and breaths hard.

Reciprocate that shit, it's what she wants. Flip her vagina over and spank that ass until it looks like:

Example #1:

Next, you're going to buy some rope and tie her slutface to a chair. She's going to try to resist, but it's all part of the fantasy. She wants it, sounds like you have a nice aggressive little girl.

Example #2:

While she's tied up, you're going to shove your cock into her mouth. You're going to fuck her mouth like you would a pusssy, and you're going to do it hard. She's not doing the sucking, you're doing the oral fucking. Do this, except when she starts to choke you're going to take it out and slap her across the face multiple times.

Example #3:

http://www.muchosucko.com/show/slap_a_ho_the_motion_picture_-30080

Now, after you've blown your load all in her eyes either two things are going to happen.

1) She's going to ask for some visine (see: eye cumshot). In which case you have won, because you can now treat her like the crazy skankasaur she is without repercussions.

2) She's going to start crying, really hard. At first you might think this is bad. You are wrong. She is never going to come to your fucking place ever again. In which case you've won, because you didn't like her biting anyways.

Solved.

 

[aceduecetrey]

I really have never understood it myself..... The like to bite, get slapped, hair pulled and call us "Daddy" which really freaks me out by the way. The current cunt who is living at my house until I evict her ass in 37 days, does all that shit and the worst part is I am friends with her dad.

 

[kingbill]

The difference between Rape and Ravage is whether the woman feels connected with you. Most women have fantasies about being grabbed and ravaged, having a man have their way with her...She's into you dude give her what she wants...Just remember tonights safe word is - BLUE DOLPHIN

 

[TheMailman]

Congrats, you lost your virginity.

Now, fuck that train of though.

Sounds like you have a real nice catch. Much better than some dormant stuck up doll that just lies there and breaths hard.

Reciprocate that shit, it's what she wants. Flip her vagina over and spank that ass until it looks like:

Example #1:

Next, you're going to buy some rope and tie her slutface to a chair. She's going to try to resist, but it's all part of the fantasy. She wants it, sounds like you have a nice aggressive little girl.

Example #2:

While she's tied up, you're going to shove your cock into her mouth. You're going to fuck her mouth like you would a pusssy, and you're going to do it hard. She's not doing the sucking, you're doing the oral fucking. Do this, except when she starts to choke you're going to take it out and slap her across the face multiple times.

Example #3:

http://www.muchosucko.com/show/slap_a_ho_the_motion_picture_-30080

Now, after you've blown your load all in her eyes either two things are going to happen.

1) She's going to ask for some visine (see: eye cumshot). In which case you have won, because you can now treat her like the crazy skankasaur she is without repercussions.

2) She's going to start crying, really hard. At first you might think this is bad. You are wrong. She is never going to come to your fucking place ever again. In which case you've won, because you didn't like her biting anyways.

Solved.

WTF Why can't I find girls like that