Why are all you mutherfuckers worried about...

[Devilwoman]

What the fuck I do on the weekends?

 

[steaktartar]

i dont care but i think you have to bang PBR and I

 

[Devilwoman]

Where is the tie breaker?

 

[hater]

So what do you do on weekends?

Just curious.

 

[Devilwoman]

If you all must know, I am not a prostitute. I have two kids and both play sports on the weekends. My son has football on Saturdays and my daughter plays two soccer games the same day. On sunday I clean house and watch football.

 

[hater]

Do you wear panties to your kids games?

 

[Devilwoman]

Do you wear panties to your kids games?

Yes, unless I am wearing a skirt.

 

[hater]

You just gave me wood.

 

[Devilwoman]

Weird.

 

[MikeB]

Where is the tie breaker?

It is not called a tiebreaker, it is called a spitroast.

 

[Devilwoman]

It is not called a tiebreaker, it is called a spitroast.

Did you see MikeB avatar section yet?

 

[MONDOGECKO]

If you all must know, I am not a prostitute. I have two kids and both play sports on the weekends. My son has football on Saturdays and my daughter plays two soccer games the same day. On sunday I clean house and watch football.

:Sad Face: What am I saving my allowance for???

 

[NES]

Shit now you tell me, after I already paid your husband.

 

[MikeB]

If you all must know, I am a prostitute. I have two kids and both play sports on the weekends. My son has football on Saturdays and my daughter plays two soccer games the same day. On sunday I dance around a pole and give handjobs in the mens room

This is what you meant.

 

[Devilwoman]

This is what you meant.

Thank you! I didn't know what I meant until you told me. hno:

 

[PBR]

i dont care but i think you have to bang PBR and I

Ok, I'm here now...hope I'm not too late.

You two didn't start without me did you?

 

[Devilwoman]

Ok, I'm here now...hope I'm not too late.

You two didn't start without me did you?

You are too late. It was over in 3.5 seconds.

 

[PBR]

You are too late. It was over in 3.5 seconds.

Damn, steak gave you foreplay TOO? You must be a special lady.

 

[Devilwoman]

lol

 

[sumday]

If you all must know, I am not a prostitute. I have two kids and both play sports on the weekends. My son has football on Saturdays and my daughter plays two soccer games the same day. On sunday I clean house and watch football.

holy crap..so you do have kids..unreal..i feel sorry for them..are you missing something from your marriage that you have to get your kicks from a site like this? man, i hope i dont have the time or need to post on this site if or when im married..