Who would you fight?

kingbill · Oct 12, 2006

This favourite movies thread got me thinking about one of mine, Fight Club

In the movie they had a discussion about which famous person they would fight.

If I could get into a fight with any celebrity I would choose...actually I have a couple.

Steven Segal
Larry the Cable Guy
Ashton Kutcher
David Carruso

HinesWard86 · Oct 12, 2006

Richard Gere

MarkieMark+ · Oct 12, 2006

Danny Bonaduce

Rawpimple · Oct 12, 2006

Id fight Verne Troyer. I would kick the living shit out of him like I do to my Minature Doberman Pincher. I would kick him like a football through a window and then just repeatedly punch him and then pick him up over my head and slam him into a metal post.

:uzi: :bitch: :hammerit :shoot3:

MrCleo · Oct 13, 2006

the lead detective on law and order SVU

passingthewind · Oct 13, 2006

I would kick the fucking shit out of Boxslayer and WC Bias at the same time, maybe even with one hand tied behind my back.

Fighting_Irishman · Oct 13, 2006

Lieutenant Horatio Caine AKA David Caruso fom CSI Miami.....

:guillotin
FI

919 · Oct 13, 2006

Bill Frist.

newbie666 · Oct 13, 2006

Tow
Roberto
Sting

same morrons at the same time

RobFunk · Oct 13, 2006

Tom Cruise

Kevin Federline

gynecologist · Oct 13, 2006

Markie Mark said:
Danny Bonaduce

I met him @ Sizzler about 3 yrs ago and he was a really nice guy. I sat down and spoke with him for about 10 mins. One of the nicest celebrities I have ever met... Curious as to why you would want to fight him:lolBIG:

Mark what you like in the NFL bro?

donkeybucks · Oct 13, 2006

RobFunk said:
Tom Cruise

Kevin Federline

Amen to this.

919 · Oct 13, 2006

RobFunk said:
Tom Cruise

Kevin Federline

:lolBIG:

That is a good one.

donkeybucks · Oct 13, 2006

RobFunk said:
Tom Cruise

Kevin Federline

Actually, I'd rather these two fight in a celebrity fight match.

Then I'd take on the winner. And kick the loser while he's down.

winkyduck · Oct 13, 2006

919 said:
Bill Frist.

100% agree

actually i would keep punching until i killed the guy

Kruser6 · Oct 14, 2006

Kodiak

Also, Since he does claim to be a big bear I think its only fair that I have a rifle.

Doug · Oct 14, 2006

George Bush

Boxslayer · Oct 14, 2006

I'd fight Stuart Scott if I ever hear him say "Cooler than the Other Side of the Pillow" again.

I'd fight all people associated with gambling bills.

I'd fight Brad Pitt for breaking up with Jennifer Aniston. And then shake his hand for banging Angelina Jolie. And then I'd fight him again for having a girlfriend. Fucking idiot. If I was Brad Pitt I wouldnt have a fucking girlfriend. That guy can walk into a room and bang any person that he wants to just because he feels like it.

I'd fight Nick Lechey for the same reasons.

I'd fight Kevin Federline for being a toolbag.

I'd fight any guy that tries out for the Real World auditions on MTV.

I'd fight Jack Black, because he's just not funny.

I'd fight any member of "the Crew" on the WSOP, maybe besides Dutch Boyd. Nope, I'd fight Dutch Boyd, too.

OK, I'm good.

Kruser6 · Oct 14, 2006

Boxslayer32 said:
I'd fight Brad Pitt for breaking up with Jennifer Aniston. And then shake his hand for banging Angelina Jolie. And then I'd fight him again for having a girlfriend. Fucking idiot. If I was Brad Pitt I wouldnt have a fucking girlfriend. That guy can walk into a room and bang any person that he wants to just because he feels like it.

Could you fucking imagine that? I wouldn't even care about being rich. That would be all I would need. Any 19/20 girls that you ran into that you actually WANTED to fuck would fuck you. Married, in a relationship, doesn't matter.

Boxslayer · Oct 14, 2006

I bet 30% of women that are 2 weeks into their marriage would fuck him if they had the chance.

I would have every disease on the planet if I was Brad Pitt.

I'd use 33% of my millions to start researching the anecdote to save my infected ass when the time comes because I would be wheeling and dealing setting up 3some's galore every night with a ton of hot chicks. I'd use another 33% paying for my babies that I would have all over the globe. Last 33% for myself.

If I as horny, I could just roll to the freakin grocery store, find some lady, and bang her without her even thinking twice.....

1. Just for the fun of it
2. So she can tell her friends about it

Girlfriend? Wife?

It would be like being a superhero and not using your super powers. I can fly and have x-ray vision? Ah fuck it, not interested.

I want to fight this man.