Who wants to laugh there ASS OFF?

[Biggamer3]

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as
part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office
and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc,
it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then tried
with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She

tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her
mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.

We even called up Arleen, the lady next door, and she tried too, first with

both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her

knees, but still nothing.

The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?'

The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.':nohead::nohead::nohead::nohead:

 

[fucnluc]

Everytime somebody posts a thread title with something like "You're going to laugh" it turns out to be a complete flop. This was not an exception to the rule.

Laughing puppies made it worse.

Would have been at least a little bit better without a PG ending. If the old man was actually fucking the neighbor, still couldn't get it done, so doctor gives him a handjob on the side. Squirts it in docs eyeball, he screams with pain and says your sperm count is just fine. The end.

 

[Mopisgood]

Everytime somebody posts a thread title with something like "You're going to laugh" it turns out to be a complete flop. This was not an exception to the rule.

Laughing puppies made it worse.

Would have been at least a little bit better without a PG ending. If the old man was actually fucking the neighbor, still couldn't get it done, so doctor gives him a handjob on the side. Squirts it in docs eyeball, he screams with pain and says your sperm count is just fine. The end.

I agree but geez man, between that post and your last place finish in the poker tournament.....sounds like you need to get laid.

 

[Addict101]

Yeah, this didn't get me to even smile. Gay.

 

[fucnluc]

I agree but geez man, between that post and your last place finish in the poker tournament.....sounds like you need to get laid.

What the fuck are you talking about? Are you retarded? Anyone who doesn't finish ITM in a poker tournament is a loser. Last place doesn't mean anything, losing on the bubble is worse.

Furthermore, what does that have to do with getting laid? FWIW, I have a nice girl and rape it plenty.

 

[Mopisgood]

What the fuck are you talking about? Are you retarded? Anyone who doesn't finish ITM in a poker tournament is a loser. Last place doesn't mean anything, losing on the bubble is worse.

Furthermore, what does that have to do with getting laid? FWIW, I have a nice girl and rape it plenty.

:lolBIG:......take it easy. btw, what does fwiw mean?

 

[fucnluc]

:lolBIG:......take it easy. btw, what does fwiw mean?

I'm sitting on my ass typing on a computer eating a delicious quiznos sub, doesn't get any easier than this guy.

FWIW = For what it's worth

 

[JakeT.]

I'm sitting on my ass typing on a computer eating a delicious quiznos sub, doesn't get any easier than this guy.

FWIW = For what it's worth

Wait, did your girlfriend go and get you that sub? Cause I imagine that would be easier...

 

[fivedoorsdown]

:missingte

I agree but geez man, between that post and your last place finish in the poker tournament.....sounds like you need to get laid.

 

[WCBias]

FWIW = For what it's worth

Fuc caught in a rare moment off his game. That must be a damn good sandwich. Since you are holding lessons in internet posting 101, could you please help me out with the following

BTW
NSFW
LOL
LMAO
ROTFLMAO

And I never get this one but I see it posted here often

CHICKEN NUGGETS

 

[fivedoorsdown]

Fuc caught in a rare moment off his game. That must be a damn good sandwich. Since you are holding lessons in internet posting 101, could you please help me out with the following

BTW
NSFW
LOL
LMAO
ROTFLMAO

And I never get this one but I see it posted here often

CHICKEN NUGGETS

got a feeling the only one you really need to know is NSA

 

[fucnluc]

CHICKEN NUGGETS

CHICKEN NUGGETS?

Chicken nuggets.

 

[nobeatz4life]

don't quit your day job

This Shit Ain't That Funny!!!!!! And That's The Bottom Line Cuz Stone Cold Said So!!!!!!!!!

 

[WCBias]

got a feeling the only one you really need to know is NSA

Don't know it, I googled and got National Security Agent/Anarchist. Thought it might be negros suck ass, but I'm not racist.

Fuc BACK on his game getting this thread moved to the rubber room, bout fucking time!

 

[WCBias]

Cheerleader Ass and Vagina

 

[fivedoorsdown]

lol yea living out on the west coast ,im sure you know all about nsa sex

 

[Mopisgood]

CHICKEN NUGGETS?

Chicken nuggets.

Great, now I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of this disgusting shit. wonderful.

 

[WCBias]

Great, now I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of this disgusting shit. wonderful.

You must be knew here...can anyone provide this guy the link to two girls and one cup?

 

[Mopisgood]

You must be knew here...can anyone provide this guy the link to two girls and one cup?

I have been in the poker room for a while and decided my life needed to take a step further into irrelevance, so I started posting some in the main forum.

 

[WCBias]

I have been in the poker room for a while and decided my life needed to take a step further into irrelevance, so I started posting some in the main forum.

It cant get any more irrelevant than in the Rx rubber room. Welcome, feel free to post as much porn as humanly possible. Twisted fetish shit is also very popular here, as you can see from the picture above.