Who here rode the pine in little league?

[NES]

I struck out at T-Ball

 

[NES]

Oh you pegged NES right on the head. He might be decent at riding a dirt board through the back woods, or juggling his balls during a midnight rain storm. But throw this guy a football and watch him look like a deer lost in the headlights. He shoots a basketball with two hands from his hip and has the classic girly limp wristed throwing motion when it comes to tossing a baseball or even an orange across the office for that matter. The guy was skipped over in the school yard skill department if you know what I mean,(and I think you do...) Not knocking the guy or anything, i mean if you need somebody to ride a jackass across the desert while reciting the Jerky Boys , hell he's your man. But if you need a pinch hit down 1 in the 8th with 2 outs ... NES ain't even an option off the bench. He's the dude in the back bleachers smoking a roach and opening the crackerjack prize with utter delight. I mean I love him like a brother (red headed step brother that is ..)but whose kidding who? He's uncordinated, probably rode the short bus to school and back in Ol Mizzoo I doubt his moonshining duties with Pop left him much time for extra curricular activities.


coo coo coo

Yeah never learned to play catch very well, wonder why that it is. Maybe its becaus my dad only had one hand you cold hearted son of a bitch!

 

[RupertPupkin]

Yeah never learned to play catch very well, wonder why that it is. Maybe its becaus my dad only had one hand you cold hearted son of a bitch!

That's his excuse, whats yours ? (and are you serious? if so, sorry.)hno:

 

[whalewager]

he ripped u a new one nes

 

[joeyfitzclick]

I have never swung a baseball bat in my life.

 

[BlackBart]

I was horrible. I only made the team because there was a rule that brothers were "automatic" to the same team. My brother was my YOUNGER brother.

I played every game, but I must have set some kind of record for most strikeouts in a season.

During the beginning of the next school year, I had my eyes examined and it was determined that I needed glasses. I hope that was the reason.

 

[VIEJODINOSAUR]

Never rode the pine....until college

 

[whalewager]

I have never swung a baseball bat in my life.

hahahhahah:missingte

 

[whalewager]

I have kicked a soccer ball

 

[NES]

That's his excuse, whats yours ? (and are you serious? if so, sorry.)hno:

Imagine trying to catch a baseball with one of these. You are right that is his excuse, but it has also got me out of more than one uncomfortable inquirey.