Who here has used regression analysis to beat casino Roulette?

[packer2012]

"Slow on the driveway!"

Smart enough to pick up the only amazing dancing hooker in Vegas.

 

[pocketrockets]

Regression analysis was used, effectively, to pinpoint the cheating occuring on Absolute Poker and others. Read here: http://hardboiledpoker.blogspot.co.uk/2012_08_01_archive.html

Since poker = gambling, there is no doubt that R A can be used at other casino games, like Roulette. In fact Roulette is perfect because it's based on numbers and stuff

SO, in conclusion, use Regressioin analysis and you will win at Roulette

LOL, you comparing poker with roulette???? Good luck not going broke.

Luck is a factor in poker... But skill is way bigger of a factor... what skills make you win a roulette I'm curious?

 

[Betallsports]

Well tell that to Rainman, he was pretty smart

:monsters-

 

[donkeybucks]

Test will be tomorrow morning in the "What a horrible night for sports betting" thread.

 

[RenoChazz]

The same reason you can't use regression models for flipping coins, you can't use them in Roulette. Why? Because future results in concrete odds are not dependent on past results. It's a mathematical impossibility. Einstein actually did studies on this and concluded that roulette was mathematically impossible to beat. Now using regression analysis on fluid markets like the stock market or say sports betting, and you might be on to something.

 

[Cyyyyk]

The same reason you can't use regression models for flipping coins, you can't use them in Roulette. Why? Because future results in concrete odds are not dependent on past results. It's a mathematical impossibility. Einstein actually did studies on this and concluded that roulette was mathematically impossible to beat. Now using regression analysis on fluid markets like the stock market or say sports betting, and you might be on to something.

So very true...... but good luck convincing people aorund here of that.

 

[pocketrockets]

So very true...... but good luck convincing people aorund here of that.

+1

 

[PatsFan1283]

You mean like when a charm is on a chain...... and the chain mistakenly gets wrapped around your neck...... and then it gets tangled and chokes the life out of you?????? The worst part would be the chain will choke all the money out of you and leave you penniless right before you die?

Yeah pretty much. That type of chain.

 

[trytrytry]

and you wonder why there are all those LArge buildings in Vegas..

 

[Cyyyyk]

and you wonder why there are all those LArge buildings in Vegas..

Yep.

 

[Jstack34]

I have ended up + Money off roulette at MD Live on my last 4 or so trips. Only small money of course but my numbers somehow keep hitting when I'm down to my last nickel

 

[festeringZit]

Sigh.

 

[terps1313]

Isn't this like the 20th thread started on this ridiculous theory?

 

[pocketrockets]

Isn't this like the 20th thread started on this ridiculous theory?

Yes, they are like Jehova's Witnesses... You say no and close the door thinking they got it this time, next saturday bell rings and oh no... not again

 

[EverFresh]

Einstein actually did studies on this .

So it's ok for Einstien to use regression analysis to play roulette but it's not ok for a respected member of the Rx forum to do the same thing?

Yes eintien was smart but there are also smart people on herer too for example the guy earlier that said that hot streaks occur in craps, well they do

In high school we studied regression used on the sighting of birds in the western USA. Well I can tell you that hitting a roulette number is like seeing a bird in the wilderness, well not exactly but you know what I mean as regards gambling

so in conclusion, if einstin can look and use regression so can I and it works with gambling ie roulette, just take a look at all the people crowded arond the table next time you're in Vegas

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7JNUH7P2Aw

 

[Cyyyyk]

Yes eintien was smart but there are also smart people on herer too for example the guy earlier that said that hot streaks occur in craps, well they do

Wow..... there is not much I can add to that.

 

[EverFresh]

Wow..... there is not much I can add to that.

I'm sorry,...are you mocking me, sir?

I don't have a right to have an opinion, is that it? Maybe I don't have a fancy college education and shit but I do have LIFE EXPERIENCE,...something an egghead like you will never appreciate

 

[Willie99]

Casinos let you track numbers at the roulette table, they even do it for you nowadays

Now try to count cards at a blackjack table, especially with a pencil and paper. What happens should you do that?

Why the different attitude?

What more do you really need to know?

 

[niltes]

for regression analysis to have any value certain parameters MUST be correlated.
roulette for the most part is random. for a wheel to be non-random, it must be
non-random enough to overcome the 5% vig that each roll extracts. good luck
with that. using regression analysis on a roulette wheel is like using a radar gun
to measure the speed of a snail. great tool, wrong use.

 

[CHOPTALK]

I'm sorry,...are you mocking me, sir?

I don't have a right to have an opinion, is that it? Maybe I don't have a fancy college education and shit but I do have LIFE EXPERIENCE,...something an egghead like you will never appreciate

Wow, the ignorance spewing from this post is indescribable