Which small animal is the easiest to get back out of your ass?

[NES]

I mean once you get it in there. And dont worry guys, I know what youre thinking but you can relax, this is for a friend.

 

[HunterS.Thompson]

Lobster....stick the tail in and burn the head that mofo will wiggle till death!!!!

 

[NES]

I am almost postive that a salamandar would be the easist to get back out, lobsters are a little too spiney for my sensitive anal region.

 

[HunterS.Thompson]

try it you won't regret it! it's almost as good as bisquick!

 

[NES]

nothing is as good as bisquick

 

[HunterS.Thompson]

key word ALMOST cowfucker

 

[billhill999]

this is for a friend.

'friend' is code for NES.

 

[NES]

'friend' is code for NES.

 

[kidslick]

ELECTRIC EEL LIGHTS UP CHRISTMAS TREE



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9wktSQdyaE

 

[steaktartar]

parakeet

 

[barman]

Tapeworm

I know this because A Friend tells me he used to know this Ethiopian chick who had a tapeworm and no medical remedy was working.

She was advised to use the Cookie Technique

Every day for two weeks at 3pm sharp she stuffed a cookie up her ass

On day 15 her friend gets a hammer while she withholds the cookie at 3pm

At 3:05 the tapeworm sticks it's head out and cries, "Where's my cookie??"

WHAM!

 

[Devilwoman]

I am almost postive that a salamandar would be the easist to get back out, lobsters are a little too spiney for my sensitive anal region.

The salamander is a bad choice...when you try to pull it out its tail will break off and it will still be stuck. Try a slug...I hear they are slimey yet satisfying.

 

[Devilwoman]

 

[CaptFlippy]

little river eel's! There is documentation in the RR to prove it! Devilwomens snails, slugs roll up into balls and get stuck, Soon-Ye told me so!