Odds at various books:
He was arrested for trafficking
in child porn 3-1
His heart collapsed due to the sheer tonnage
it was forced to carry 6-1
He discovered masturbation and will return here
when he's through (estimated to be approximately 2 years) 25-1
He saw his first mirror,
tried to hang himself,
the rope broke because he is obese,
he broke through the floor into the apartment below his,
the immigrants there mistook him for Bevo and barbecued him 50-1
He quit the 'net because he finally
made a friend in the real world 500-1
He got a life 10,000-1
He was arrested for trafficking
in child porn 3-1
His heart collapsed due to the sheer tonnage
it was forced to carry 6-1
He discovered masturbation and will return here
when he's through (estimated to be approximately 2 years) 25-1
He saw his first mirror,
tried to hang himself,
the rope broke because he is obese,
he broke through the floor into the apartment below his,
the immigrants there mistook him for Bevo and barbecued him 50-1
He quit the 'net because he finally
made a friend in the real world 500-1
He got a life 10,000-1
The forum is the same as ever, as it was intended to be - haven't lost a single sponsor, same # of uniques, posts, hits, same moron-free environment that has a distinct lack of tolerance for lifeless gits like you.
If we wanted numbers we would open the door to everyone. It was conceived and built to be a private country club atmosphere and that's what it is.
I haven't stopped by to goof on you because I honestly feel bad for you at this point. Even here, as at everyedge and your home before that where you also got booted, you are a joke.
Posters here make fun of you and feed off your misery. Yet, you keep coming back, in a pitiful display of desperation for human contact of any kind, even if it mocks your existence.
You return again and again to wallow in it like a swine.
What a sad life you must have.
I will pray for you little monkeyboy
If we wanted numbers we would open the door to everyone. It was conceived and built to be a private country club atmosphere and that's what it is.
I haven't stopped by to goof on you because I honestly feel bad for you at this point. Even here, as at everyedge and your home before that where you also got booted, you are a joke.
Posters here make fun of you and feed off your misery. Yet, you keep coming back, in a pitiful display of desperation for human contact of any kind, even if it mocks your existence.
You return again and again to wallow in it like a swine.
What a sad life you must have.
I will pray for you little monkeyboy
Well, my prayers went unanswered henmouse still shows no sign of a life.
Of course Game joined in on it, as did sportsbet, what did you expect? You know what posters here (and every where else you've posted) think about you, KNOW about you. You know you are a joke, fodder for everyones amusement. You're like Tom Hulce in Dominick and Eugene, they are laughin AT you, not with you.
But Eugene didn't know any better, you know you are largely considered an asshole here but you come by anyway, a daily testament to how pathetic your life as a shut-in really is.
We laugh at you, just like all the kids in school used to.
And we can feel you burning up, and your pain as you struggle to fit in.
But your retorts used to have a little more to them mouse. Losing heart? Defeated? Facing reality finally?
The math doesn't lie - our numbers are good as always, as was designed when we conceived the idea for something better.
Baseball is boring and most of our guys (and guys at every other forum as well) take the time off to refresh batteries. When football returns so do the 'cappers. Just as you keep returning here for attention and to escape a life where you get none, other than when they announce "we need clean up on aisle five!"
You mention massive sponsors.
Name even one. You can't. Because we have the same business partners we have always had, since day one when we pitched them on a "sports info exchange for mature bettors only moron-free zone". Why are they all still here? Because they are satisfied. Why? Because the numbers and sign-ups are there, always have been. You've been saying the place would die without you since the day you got booted. Four years ago.
Now, rather than name the one sponsor (which you can't),
you may come back in and practice deflection from your made up BS.
After that, do us all just one little favor, tell us -
have you ever even KISSED a girl?
I shall ask my friends to join me in prayer.
Maybe an increase in numbers will help you salvage what is left of your sad life.
May God take pity on you
and decide your life has been hell enough little monkeyboy.
Of course Game joined in on it, as did sportsbet, what did you expect? You know what posters here (and every where else you've posted) think about you, KNOW about you. You know you are a joke, fodder for everyones amusement. You're like Tom Hulce in Dominick and Eugene, they are laughin AT you, not with you.
But Eugene didn't know any better, you know you are largely considered an asshole here but you come by anyway, a daily testament to how pathetic your life as a shut-in really is.
We laugh at you, just like all the kids in school used to.
And we can feel you burning up, and your pain as you struggle to fit in.
But your retorts used to have a little more to them mouse. Losing heart? Defeated? Facing reality finally?
The math doesn't lie - our numbers are good as always, as was designed when we conceived the idea for something better.
Baseball is boring and most of our guys (and guys at every other forum as well) take the time off to refresh batteries. When football returns so do the 'cappers. Just as you keep returning here for attention and to escape a life where you get none, other than when they announce "we need clean up on aisle five!"
You mention massive sponsors.
Name even one. You can't. Because we have the same business partners we have always had, since day one when we pitched them on a "sports info exchange for mature bettors only moron-free zone". Why are they all still here? Because they are satisfied. Why? Because the numbers and sign-ups are there, always have been. You've been saying the place would die without you since the day you got booted. Four years ago.
Now, rather than name the one sponsor (which you can't),
you may come back in and practice deflection from your made up BS.
After that, do us all just one little favor, tell us -
have you ever even KISSED a girl?
I shall ask my friends to join me in prayer.
Maybe an increase in numbers will help you salvage what is left of your sad life.
May God take pity on you
and decide your life has been hell enough little monkeyboy.
I was being sarcastic, prayer would be as wasted on henhouse as a rubber.
And mouse - "literally" means actually; really;
since we're still there 'literally' doesn't fit; you meant 'figuratively', which is not applicable either according to the numbers and $;
you seem to struggle with grammar,
as well as spelling,
math,
social skills,
hygiene,
etc;
but thanks for dropping by the old house, it's good to know you still come see us, we really appreciate the views, especially from guys that got booted and said "you'll be off the 'net in 6 months w/out me"......
And mouse - "literally" means actually; really;
since we're still there 'literally' doesn't fit; you meant 'figuratively', which is not applicable either according to the numbers and $;
you seem to struggle with grammar,
as well as spelling,
math,
social skills,
hygiene,
etc;
but thanks for dropping by the old house, it's good to know you still come see us, we really appreciate the views, especially from guys that got booted and said "you'll be off the 'net in 6 months w/out me"......
