LOL - I like Grantt's explanation better, a la Duke from Doonesbury's current strip.
I didn't get bored, I have been winding down at work preparing to retire next week and I've had a TON of turnover to do, plus I'm working on my yard getting it ready (a lot of bushes, ivy, trees, etc and the yard is a little over a 3rd of an acre) - and since I've taken a hiatus from on-line gambling until football (baseball bores me to tears, sorry!), I'm just not on that much any more.