When You Lose The Remote Control

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Next time when you lose the remote control before checking under chairs and sofa cushions, look at a 90 degree angle under your entertainment unit to see if it behind one of the legs of the entertainment unit. You can't see it if you look directly under it from a foward postion, but you can see it if you look at it from the side. If I would have known this, I would have saved myself twos hours of cursing this morning.
 

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When you fart, does it go to the previous channel? If so, you are one talented SOB.

no, when i fart it sends an infrared signal up my chute that causes me to shit on myself

sure beats the hell out of looking for the remote every time i get up though
 

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