When were the last two times you were arrested?

[NES]

Discuss.

 

[HunterS.Thompson]

yesterday and last week, for violating a restraining order....God I hate my wife!!!

 

[hater]

never and never

 

[NES]

The first time was for stealing cigarettes(DevilWoman made me do it). And the most recent time I got busted jacking a Mach3 from Walmart. I would have ran but I had a cast all the way up to my balls on one leg.

 

[Devilwoman]

Minor in possession of alcohol, with Nes, and others...and only then.

 

[NES]

I think I used to be be a compulsive shoplifter. And DW seriously did teach me most of what I knew.

 

[Devilwoman]

The first time was for stealing cigarettes(DevilWoman made me do it). And the most recent time I got busted jacking a Mach3 from Walmart. I would have ran but I had a cast all the way up to my balls on one leg.

I didn't make you do it! My dumbass ex and your friend had the idea.

 

[Devilwoman]

stealing is a a pussy crime

studder much?

 

[NES]

stealing is a a pussy crime

Bought me lots of weed and booze before I had any other way to buy them. I dont steal now and actually have had a good 10 year streak of not doing anyone wrong.

 

[NES]

Ha ha ha, I was just bullshitting you I never stole anything, stealing is for pussies.

 

[Devilwoman]

Ha ha ha, I was just bullshitting you I never stole anything, stealing is for pussies.

Weed too?

 

[NES]

Just a plant that one time but I feel like I earned it after spending half an hour chewing through the fucking stalk to get it out of there.

 

[HunterS.Thompson]

hahahahahaha

 

[NES]

you shouldnt be buying marijuana, havent you spoken with your local law enforcment agency?

that stuff comes straight out of satan's poopshoot.
smoking it will lead to a need for an exorcism

a very bad drug indeed:thumbsup:

i will admit, when i was under-aged i did steal alcohol alot of times with some friends, especially in high school each of us would put a 40 in either our pants leg or crotch area, and it worked well.
then that wasnt enough so we started walking out with 24 packs through the side door. lol

but if we could buy it, woulda been a different story

For some reason this reminds me of my friend who broke in to a convenience store and jacked all the bottles, when he was making his get-away on foot he dropped all the bottles but one, I think it was some peach snops or maddog or some shit. He also peed the bed and killed his father-in-law. He was cool though.

 

[Devilwoman]

For some reason this reminds me of my friend who broke in to a convenience store and jacked all the bottles, when he was making his get-away on foot he dropped all the bottles but one, I think it was some peach snops or maddog or some shit. He also peed the bed and killed his father-in-law. He was cool though.

You must have been high on that weed you stole! He stole candy bars, and peed on his bedroom door. It was a cat he killed and he wasn't cool.

 

[NES]

Your ex-husband killed the cat, in a van, with a hammer. R.J. did kill his father-in-law in Wheaton, and he almost killed Tin Man with a claw hammer that one time that those guys hit and ran us.

 

[ChristianTroy]

once, "murder threat"......... fucking bitch dropped the charges later

 

[Devilwoman]

Your ex-husband killed the cat, in a van, with a hammer. R.J. did kill his father-in-law in Wheaton, and he almost killed Tin Man with a claw hammer that one time that those guys hit and ran us.

Oh yeah. In the Charger headed to SkagNAsty Jana's house?

 

[NES]

Scabnastic!

 

[Devilwoman]

ucking: