When a Jehovah Witness knocks on your door.....

[donkeybucks]

Do you not answer, curse at them, invite them in?

What do you do?

 

[donkeybucks]

Today I did not answer. They left a phamplet on my door though.

 

[LordCC]

I usually don't answer either, or if I am caught, I will take the pamphlet politely & shut the door. However, one thing I have noticed is, they are VERY aggressive. It is like they are trying to knock in the door, as the knock loud, and multiple times.

 

[donkeybucks]

"Make no sound. Tip Toe across the floor."

 

[MikeB]

I send them to my neighbors house. He and I go back and forth busting balls a little.

I'm not joking either. I usually say something like "my friend 2 houses down is a Police Officer and I know he seems kind of lost and gets depressed a little"

They usually make a bee-line and skip the neighbor in between us.

 

[GoSooners]

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[GoSooners]

http://youtu.be/CIew0zc2o7A

 

[WorldNumberOne]

had 2 pretty good looking jehovah witness chicks knock on my door a few years ago. i answered and about 30 seconds into their speech , i said :

" how would jehovah feel about witnessing a 3some between me and you 2 right now ? "

they actually thought it was pretty funny ..