All from the movie Boiler Room:
Seth Davis: The only people making money passing are NFL quarterbacks, and Alan, I don't see a number on your back.
Jim Young: Anybody who tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't f*****g have any.
Jim Young: They say money can't buy happiness? Look at the smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby.
Seth Davis: Listen, if you couldn't pull three thousand together your name wouldn't be on my desk during normal business hours. What do you mean you don't have it? John, please, you're embarrassing me. I'm pitching you from under my desk. I'm embarrassed.
Seth Davis: The only people making money passing are NFL quarterbacks, and Alan, I don't see a number on your back.
Jim Young: Anybody who tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't f*****g have any.
Jim Young: They say money can't buy happiness? Look at the smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby.
Seth Davis: Listen, if you couldn't pull three thousand together your name wouldn't be on my desk during normal business hours. What do you mean you don't have it? John, please, you're embarrassing me. I'm pitching you from under my desk. I'm embarrassed.
James Caan from The Way of the Gun
"I know what you're thinking son. But let me give you a little piece of advice: one thing you can be sure about a broke down old man in this business ... that he's a survivor."
"We're not talking about 'money' here. 'Money' is what you give to your girlfriend to get her hair done. It's what you take out of an ATM machine. It's what you buy groceries with. I'm not talking about 'money.' I'm talking about fifteen million dollars."
"I'm the guy who takes care of unpleasant circumstances like this so that Mr. Chidduck doesn't have to. You think that you're going to get this money, give us the girl, and that will be that. But it won't be. A year, maybe two years from now, you'll be wake up in your bed in the night and all you'll see is a pillow over your face. And then that will be that, and this business will have reached it's logical conclusion."
"I know what you're thinking son. But let me give you a little piece of advice: one thing you can be sure about a broke down old man in this business ... that he's a survivor."
"We're not talking about 'money' here. 'Money' is what you give to your girlfriend to get her hair done. It's what you take out of an ATM machine. It's what you buy groceries with. I'm not talking about 'money.' I'm talking about fifteen million dollars."
"I'm the guy who takes care of unpleasant circumstances like this so that Mr. Chidduck doesn't have to. You think that you're going to get this money, give us the girl, and that will be that. But it won't be. A year, maybe two years from now, you'll be wake up in your bed in the night and all you'll see is a pillow over your face. And then that will be that, and this business will have reached it's logical conclusion."
I JUST SAW THE MOVIE YESTERDAY (BAD NEWS BEARS)
JESUS CHRIST YOU WANTED TO PLAY IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME (WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO PUT IN RUDY STEIN)BEST LINE I EVER HEARD I USED TO LOVE WHEN BLAKE STEIN WAS PITCHING I WOULD BET AGAINST HIM EVERYTIME AND SAY (WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO PUT IN BLAKE STEIN)
JESUS CHRIST YOU WANTED TO PLAY IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME (WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO PUT IN RUDY STEIN)BEST LINE I EVER HEARD I USED TO LOVE WHEN BLAKE STEIN WAS PITCHING I WOULD BET AGAINST HIM EVERYTIME AND SAY (WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO PUT IN BLAKE STEIN)
From Kingpin after Woody Harrelson has to f*&k the landlord to pay his rent. The landlord is a skinny 75 year old lady with veins running all over her body and no teeth. Woody is in the bathroom puking and she is laying on the bed with hardly any clothes on.
I'm sure I'm not quoting it quite right.
"Oh, it wasn't that bad. You really jarred something lose up there, honey. What is it about great sex that makes you want to take a big dump?"
And, from Glen Cary, Glen Ross. Alec Baldwin is at the office, from headquarters, giving a speech on selling and telling them they are holding a contest to get rid of the deadbeats who aren't selling.
The guy in the front row asks him what his name is.
"What's my name? **** YOU, that's my name! See this watch, it costs more than that f&^%ing Hyundai you drove in with today."
I'm sure I'm not quoting it quite right.
"Oh, it wasn't that bad. You really jarred something lose up there, honey. What is it about great sex that makes you want to take a big dump?"
And, from Glen Cary, Glen Ross. Alec Baldwin is at the office, from headquarters, giving a speech on selling and telling them they are holding a contest to get rid of the deadbeats who aren't selling.
The guy in the front row asks him what his name is.
"What's my name? **** YOU, that's my name! See this watch, it costs more than that f&^%ing Hyundai you drove in with today."
from Malice
Jed: No, no. Let them address me. Its about time i got to answer some questions here. The question is, "do i have a God complex?" Which makes me wonder if this... lawyer, has any idea as to the kind of grades one must receive in college, to be accepted to a top medical school? Or if you have the vaguest clue about how talented someone must be to lead a surgical team?? I have an M.D. from Harvard. I am board certified in cardiothorasic medicine and trauma surgery. I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England and i am never, ever sick at sea. So i ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trauma from postoperativeshock, who do you think they're praying to? Now you go ahead and read your bible-Dennis -- and you go to your church and with any luck you might even win the annual raffle. But if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two, on November 17, and he doesn't like being second guessed. You want to know if i have a God complex? Let me tell you something-- I AM GOD, and this side show is over.
Jed: No, no. Let them address me. Its about time i got to answer some questions here. The question is, "do i have a God complex?" Which makes me wonder if this... lawyer, has any idea as to the kind of grades one must receive in college, to be accepted to a top medical school? Or if you have the vaguest clue about how talented someone must be to lead a surgical team?? I have an M.D. from Harvard. I am board certified in cardiothorasic medicine and trauma surgery. I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England and i am never, ever sick at sea. So i ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trauma from postoperativeshock, who do you think they're praying to? Now you go ahead and read your bible-Dennis -- and you go to your church and with any luck you might even win the annual raffle. But if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two, on November 17, and he doesn't like being second guessed. You want to know if i have a God complex? Let me tell you something-- I AM GOD, and this side show is over.
big lebowsky:
a few:
"not on the fvcking rag, man"
"well, dude, i used to dwelve on pacifism for a while, not in nam of course"
"i d svck your cock for 1000 dollars.
let me go find a cash machine."
"you pull any crazy shit one us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, i ll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fvcking trigger till it goes click.
jesus.
you said it man, nobody fvck with the jesus."
"well, that's just like your opinion, man."
makes much more sense to people who ve watched the movie, one of the best comedies of the century imo.
a few:
"not on the fvcking rag, man"
"well, dude, i used to dwelve on pacifism for a while, not in nam of course"
"i d svck your cock for 1000 dollars.
let me go find a cash machine."
"you pull any crazy shit one us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, i ll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fvcking trigger till it goes click.
jesus.
you said it man, nobody fvck with the jesus."
"well, that's just like your opinion, man."
makes much more sense to people who ve watched the movie, one of the best comedies of the century imo.
Here's a few that nobody has said yet:
Bill Murray in the opening of Stripes when his girlfriend leaves him
"You can't leave me... all the plants will die."
From Animal House how did all you guys forget this one
"Seven years of college down the drain."
The question asked to Dustin Hoffman (who doesn't know the answer) in the movie Marathon Man while interogating him to find out if he knew anything while threatening to drill a hole into a live tooth in his mouth with a dentists drill.
"Is it safe?"
Danny Devito in Other People's Money talking about how life is just one big game and how he envisions the rules.
"You make as much as you can for as long as you can and whoever dies with the most money wins"
Bill Murray in the opening of Stripes when his girlfriend leaves him
"You can't leave me... all the plants will die."
From Animal House how did all you guys forget this one
"Seven years of college down the drain."
The question asked to Dustin Hoffman (who doesn't know the answer) in the movie Marathon Man while interogating him to find out if he knew anything while threatening to drill a hole into a live tooth in his mouth with a dentists drill.
"Is it safe?"
Danny Devito in Other People's Money talking about how life is just one big game and how he envisions the rules.
"You make as much as you can for as long as you can and whoever dies with the most money wins"
