You wont get laid if you stay at the Circus Circus...
Driving a couple of week ago, picked up a guy and a pretty hot girl from the Light nightclub at the Mandalay Bay. He gets in first and says "Circus Circus please", so I pull away, and they are making out in the back, he is grabbing a titty and such. Then she says, "Why don't we just go back to my room, my friend is probably asleep by now, and we can hang out there", he replies "Nah I have a room all to myself, lets just go to mine".
So they continue to make out and such, and I finally pull up to the Circus Circus, and he gets out from the door behind me. She looks around and says "Your staying here?", he says "yeah"... she replies "Ok, Ill pay for the cab". She leans forward a bit while she pretends to fumble through her purse and whispers to me "soon as I close the door GO!"... so I say "ok", a moment later she closes the door and I step on the gas, and look in the mirror and the guy is jogging behind waving us down... She says "Im going to the Encore, and Im not fucking a guy who is staying at Circus Circus" .... I was laughing my ass off.
Lesson for you guys....